mama

i’m not like other girls i’m ~worse~ 🥰💕

[mama @da_gurce]

my body is not a temple it’s a chuck e. cheese playground

[mama @da_gurce]

h tubs be murkin people ?

[mama @da_gurce]

i can’t think of one thing he’s passionate about except maybe white water rafting

[mama @da_gurce]

baby it’s three

[mama @da_gurce]

“i myself like to be kneaded”

-breads on a podcast probably

[mama @da_gurce]

teach! your ! boys ! to ! sail !

[mama @da_gurce]

i better not have any punk ass grandkids

[mama @da_gurce]

just cuz your british doesn’t mean you can act

[mama @da_gurce]

mr. zogs you freak

[mama @da_gurce]

i think people just love a nipple

[mama @da_gurce]

?

[mama @da_gurce]

would milkshake make you pee? or poop?

[mama @da_gurce]

mom you said you were taking us to weinerschnitzel !!

[mama @da_gurce]

he’s bare toes gripping the linoleum

[mama @da_gurce]

bitch you DON’T want a shrimp scampi ??????

[mama @da_gurce]

“the other fuckin night i was fartin…”

[mama @da_gurce]

askin a man for his back straps is like askin a man for his wife

[mama @da_gurce]

normalize calling your dad sir and girl in the same sentence

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Como se dice bounce on it

[mama @da_gurce]

coworker just made fun of me for “doing too much”…

fellas is it gay to care for your craft?

[mama @da_gurce]

my dream date…. cute