AverageJoe

I'm average | I like digital money and stuff | Hopefully my employer never sees this | Entrepreneur #ETH #SOL

[AverageJoe @Da_real_Joseph]

Mfs buy $1.97 of Bitcoin and then put “Entrepreneur” in their bio. I’m mfs

[AverageJoe @Da_real_Joseph]

@FortniteStatus Why is my update 55GBs???? 😭😭😭😭😭🤷‍♂️

[Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (also on bluesky) @ithayla]

'he can fix twitter' man can't fix a fucking car window or make a door that opens.

he's going to fix one of the largest and most complicated social networks after dissolving the board and firing all the staff?

suuuure jan.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Men like to act all tough but the truth is deep down they just want a pretty glittery bass boat to share with all their friends

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Marjorie Taylor Greene calling on the Supreme Court to end hundreds of thousands of happy same-sex marriages because of “the Bible” while her and her husband are divorcing is one of the best summations of Republican hypocrisy I’ve ever seen.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

boobs give me a reason to keep going

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

At times I just look at my parents and be like do you realize how good I am, do you realize the atrocities my mates are committing out there???

[AverageJoe @Da_real_Joseph]

NEVER! I would rather smoke a bowl full of hard crack cocaine then touch that gross shit 🤮🤮

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Would you smoke weed for fifty thousand dollars

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[daniela @seanpauIgautier]

if you ever had a bad trip on acid or shrooms it’s because you��re a really bad person and deserved it

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

“We are trying for a baby!” Oh so you’re just rawdogging every night? And you’re telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m the cum man

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My beliefs are simple: let women drink coffee and look at a laptop for $120k. Let men ride around on a golf cart all day for $75k. Maybe non binary people can be DJs. And let all children work in a big Honda factory, building beautiful CRVs for their community

[LA Thieves @LAThieves]

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[LA Thieves @LAThieves]

🏆 CALL OF DUTY WORLD CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

@CODLeague Please let me do the LA Thieves intro tomorrow on stage

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

3-1 LA THIEVES OVER ATL FAZE. GRAND FINALS HERE WE COME.

[AverageJoe @Da_real_Joseph]

RUN IT TF UP BABY!!!! #100T

[LA Thieves @LAThieves]

THIS IS OUR TEAM. OUR CITY. RUN IT UP!!! #WeThieves

[AverageJoe @Da_real_Joseph]

@mother_toad @Foreverlouisia1 @ABC7 I don’t want to say too much bc I don’t want to get fired, but in my area the average crew member doesn’t make anywhere close to $15/hr and PTO is as rare as winning the lottery

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

y’all ever open an iMessage and think “what the fuck am I supposed to say to this”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

my problem is that i can go from $800 to $7.90 in 3 hours