samantha jane

ive always had blue eyes

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

15 hr day got me whooped but boy is that shit rewarding

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

I truly love my personal evolution of

👎🏻super push-up 👎🏻
to
✨free the pierced nip✨

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

And since I’m already halfway thru the series…

the show must go on 🫠😵‍💫🥴

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

I rarely read romance but boy when I do, I get a solid ✨spicy✨ dream only to be followed by FUCKING NIGHTMARES. All. Night. LONG. FUCK.

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

@ohowlsun Fuckkk that purple is fire 💜🔥 a true queen

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

Every time a big political event happens, fb is a no go. If I wanted to have a political debate over morals, I’d host a family reunion.

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

“bout to make an OF bc i can; fuck your opinion”
-a thought I have often but won’t act on

[Cheyenne @Chey_DYT]

Is it possible to talk without cussing? I haven’t figured it out yet haha

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

Whelp I just turned 25 and I’ve already discovered my quarter life crisis.

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

Someone who barely knows me took the time to do something so kind and thoughtful. She turned my whole ass mood around this morning. 🥹

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

My classmate made me a crotchet owl over the weekend bc they heard my it was my bday. They brought in brownies too. 🥹 made my life. Look how cute 🤍

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

I was crying in the Chick-fil-A line and when I paid, the cashier gave me free cookies 🥺 so sweet made me wanna cry harder 😭

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

Good homies don’t hit their girls. If he do, he ain’t a homie.

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

I forgot how dope Twitter was 😧

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

I jumped off a fucking cliff today.

[Jada Dawn Pruett ♡ @jadapruett15]

all I wanna do is listen to Morgan Wallen on repeat, lay out by the pool, & drink some busch light

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

why am i like this

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

With UC, it’s easy to look at the unhealthy, skinny version of yourself and see beauty. Finally, these 3’s are too small. Small steps towards a gorgeous, healthy thicc. 🖤💜

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

sex traffickers are great for networking

[samantha jane @da_s_j]

Life is too short for shit coffee