Dakota

i’m the funniest person i know. sagittarius.

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

See, the problem with loving your coworkers is that you want to hangout with your coworkers off the clock too.

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

Can someone tell me how in the hell @mtgreenee made it to being the head of any special counsel holding any position in government? She’s the definition of someone who believes everything they see on the internet #bigot #idiot

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

Elaina: “I thought she had H. pylori”
Me: “No what she’s got is big whore-itis”

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

This is a person that has developed an actual tangible policy stance with real people in mind, people that actually need help. The other dude literally just wants to help people like himself and Elon Musk not have to pay their share of taxes. #Kamala2024Policies #HarrisWalz2024

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

My message to Gen Z and millennial voters.

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

Fucked around and caught feelings. God damn it.

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

But for real though, how am I not on tv yet? Yoo-hoo @netflix 💁🏻‍♂️

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

This should be much higher

[Apple Music @AppleMusic]

28. The Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd

#100BestAlbums

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

The guy at the Taco Bell window totally just tried to pick me up. Wasn’t too bad either.

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

It’s not a party without a pirate

[chase @cfree94]

god i love being gay so fucking much

[redacted @aquariusdays]

missionary so we can keep the argument going

[jordan @JordanUhl]

You're laughing? Influencers at Burning Man are unable to fulfill sponsored content agreements and you're laughing?

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

people in northwest arkansas drive like absolute fucking idiots

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

i use bitch as a term of endearment

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

@dILLON_cASSIDY_ ain’t that how it always goes 😪

[Dakota @daaaaaakkk]

look who i found @TheOnlyDetox

[Detox... @TheOnlyDetox]

I’m just a padam looking for my padam; with soooo much padam to padam. 😔🥰

[Kevin Maisto @kevinmaisto]

airports should have gay bars

[joshstrap @joshstrap13]

the best tops are also great bottoms. this is a peer-reviewed, scientific truth