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My sleep cycle filed a bug report against me. 💻

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My girlfriend is going on an adventure

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Sometimes you don’t need to solve everything today.

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》नेता बनो—
》ट्रैफिक तुम्हारे लिए रुकेगा,
》काफिला तुम्हारे लिए चलेगा,
》गाड़ी जनता के टैक्स से चमकेगी। 🚨
》जनता को थप्पड़ मार दो तो भी कुर्सी नहीं जाती, और कमाई ऐसी कि अगली पीढ़ी भी आराम करे। 💰

》फिर भी हम Doctor, Engineer, Scientist बनने के लिए रात-रात भर पढ़ते हैं…

असली मूर्ख कौन है? 💀

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Ab chatgpt jokes handle kerne lag gya hn....

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Men can have money, status, friends and family around them—
and still feel like they have nobody to talk to.

Maybe that’s the part we don’t talk about enough.

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●जनता के बीच निरीक्षण करने आए मंत्री का कैमरा चला रहे नागरिक पर हाथ उठाना गंभीर सवाल खड़े करता है।

●जनप्रतिनिधि जनता के सवालों से ऊपर नहीं होते।
सत्ता में हैं तो जवाबदेही भी स्वीकार करनी होगी।

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₹10,000 salary dispute.
₹24 crore in losses.

One argument reportedly turned into a fire that destroyed multiple shops and massive amounts of stock.

A small dispute. A massive price to pay. 💔

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A stone hit the AC coach of the Nagpur–Mumbai Duronto Express with such force that it pierced through the coach.
Passengers sitting nearby narrowly escaped.

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Detailed leave letter

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Confidence is key .
Always be confident.

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Confidence is key .
Always be confident.

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A truck carrying desi ghee overturned on the Moradabad highway.

Within minutes, people were collecting ghee from the road.

Poverty isn’t always about having nothing. Sometimes, it’s about being unable to waste anything.

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Surgery appeal → ₹1.5L+ raised → questions → midnight X Space → 5K listeners → rage → refunds → 3 AM chai-sutta at Kanpur station.

One night.
One controversy.
An entire X season.

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>She was trained to fly.

>But chose to drive.

>And that’s the story. 🚛

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Road abhi bani bhi nahi.

Cement pehle hi gayab.

Phir bolenge “India mein roads tikti nahi.”

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Pure innocence. Pure devotion. ❤️🙏

Some moments don’t need an explanation. ✨

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@JaipurDialogues Bro walked in expecting a hero arc and got interrogated like he was on the most wanted list.

Aura minus ho gya bhai ka

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A false allegation can destroy a man's reputation, career and life.

If someone weaponises the law for money, that isn't justice — it's extortion.

Men deserve protection from false cases too.

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A tiny elephant calf swept away by the Teesta River got a second chance. 🐘❤️

Local fishermen and forest officials teamed up to rescue the calf and reunite it with its mother.

Humanity at its best. 👏
#Wildlife #Elephants

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

No caste angle has been brought up yet in the assault video coming from Jamui, Bihar.

I am sure the victims must be UCs and the accused must be from shoshit-vanchit varg. Otherwise, it would already be making headlines as Dalit beti, Dalit beti, and all the politicians would have reached there within hours.