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[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

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[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

#Mumbai has been known as the safest city. It can't be lawless like Delhi.
*Zero tolerance for weapons in public transport
*Increased police and RPF presence in trains
*Stronger surveillance and rapid response
*Fast-track punishment for violent offenders
#MumbaiLocal #SafetyFirst

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

Man stabbed to death by a co-passenger on a Mumbai local train after row over shutting of door

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

Pls turn off the burner

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

yes, i do and it’s actually more important than most people think

the blue flame is what u want, what everyone wants. it means the gas is getting enough oxygen so it burns clean and efficiently. it comes from complete combustion which produces heat, carbon dioxide and water vapor... hotter, safer and better for cooking.

the yellow/orange flame is a warning sign. it means incomplete combustion maybe cos the burner is dirty or airflow is blocked. that color can produce carbonmonoxide which is very dangerous for your health. it also wastes energy and gives you bad heat.

learn something 👍

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

SRHHH
#Hinge
#Hussain
#SunrisersHyderabad
#rrvsrh

[Roads of Mumbai @RoadsOfMumbai]

Thinking of buying a house in Thane? Read this before you sign.

​I just spent 50 minutes moving 8km from Mulund Navghar Flyover to Majiwada at an avg speed of approx 9.6km/hr

New projects in Thane are now quoting Mumbai prices, which makes zero sense when you realize you'll be spending half your life in gridlock.

​The new elevated road won't save you for long either.

Car ownership is growing too fast for the infrastructure to keep up.

​Only buy in Thane:
• ​You are retired. OR
• ​You work from home. OR
• ​Your office is in Thane. OR
• ​You actually enjoy sitting in traffic.

If you commute to Mumbai daily, save your money and your sanity.

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

@sumitsaurabh The ones driving such speedy cars are not on X

[mememandir @mememandir]

>kill someone out of negligence
>pay the victim’s family 5,00,000
>fine the contractor 6,00,00,000
>make ~99% margin out of someone’s death
>make this information public because people are retarded

[Sunderdeep - Volklub @volklub]

As an upper middle class tax paying citizen, I have lost hope. I don’t feel any motivation to work hard & grow. There is no joy when everything else outside your house is broken.

[Kapil @kapsology]

Back from a 7 day trip to Kerala. Few observations that might feel like alien to North Indians;

1) Travelled 600KM by road and didn't see any potholes on the roads.

2) The total toll paid is Rs 45 and that too while traveling on a road to the Airport. No toll road anywhere else.

3) Didn't see a single police person or traffic police on the roads still not traffic jams.

4) No one was driving on the wrong side or breaking the rules.

5) No pan, gukta, cigarette shops and no one is splitting on the roads. No public smoking.

6) No eRikshaws.

7) No one peeing on the roadside.

8) No poster/photo of the state's CM seen anywhere across the trip. Thankfully not even a photo of camerajeevi as an eyesore!

9) Unlike Goa, no one is there to scam you as a tourist. From 5 Star hotels to KTDC hotels, you are treated with respect and as a guest.

10) No langauge supremacy. If they don't know English, they will speak in Hindi and vice versa. No hate for Hindi speakers.

11) You will not feel unsafe even at night.

12) Women were doing jobs considered for only men in North India.

13) No Thar, Scorpio, Creta as a symbol to showcase your money or muscle power. Cars were cars for transport and not for showing your supremacy.

14) No caste or religion written on the rearglass.

15) No religious chest thumping. Temples, churches and mosques, all places of worship coexist peacefully in same vicinity.

16) No digging up cities in the name of senseless development.

17) Government healthcare services and hospitals are first choice for the people.

18) People respect your time and are punctual.

19) 100% literacy reflects in the behaviour of the people.

20) Best state in terms of infrastructure, natural beauty, religious harmony, government healthcare, education and hospitality I visited so far.

[Singh Varun @singhvarun]

Yesterday’s metro incident has once again exposed the lacunae the system is suffering from.

Mulund’s elected MLA @mihirkotecha had submitted an entire list of loopholes with all details to the concerned authorities sometime ago, but no action.

A citizen on X had pointed out the cracks; authorities dismissed it instead of conducting a thorough investigation along the route.

If the voice of elected representatives isn’t heard, if concerns of citizens aren’t heard, then who is being heard?

₹5 lakh for the victim is nothing but adding salt to the injury; a ₹6 crore penalty on contractors won’t serve any major purpose.

Action needs to start at the top. Those responsible need to be shunted out. The babus and engineers who always go scot-free must be held accountable. Heads must roll. Only exemplary action can restore common people’s faith in the system.

Mere words cannot compensate for the loss of trust.

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

Microwave

[Sonica @PandaGallery_]

What comes to your mind when you see this picture

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

Boys, what’s stopping you from doing this?

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

Keeping Samosas and deleting rest

[Saniyaaa 🫴🏼 @Saniya_297]

Delete one forever

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

@LiZhaoBNB 12500000USD

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

@theprayagtiwari @HDFC_Bank @grok what's the context here

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

Kejriwal ko pucho

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

आप क्या करेंगे आज?

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Absolute Spot on comments on #INDvsPAK by @Iyervval !

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

Madarniya,Adarniya and Padarniya

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

3 men who love to cross the boundary

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

@markmeyourze Looks good 👍

[Chuniya Mama @daalrice]

@Being_Humor