lyndsey

awkward since 1999

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

i took one of those online quizzes and it turns out my love language is just being a total bitch

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

“I go into the woods with my muse every week, I don’t fuck around”

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

“It doesn’t SMELL like Freddy mercury”

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

*literally starts barking like a dog*

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

“Happy fifififififeeth bifday”

[✨The Moonchild Market✨ @greenvvitch]

✨New shop update ✨I have not allowed myself to focus on what makes me happy-which is creating-in so longgg

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

You shouldn’t be able to declaw your cat until you also get the last third of all your fingers and toes removed

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

Opinions about pets/pet owners that’ll have you like this

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"This barbie hates cops"
Seen in Brooklyn, New York

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

“She was eating edibles like they were Haribros ™️”

-mom

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

“It’s an ACCORDION you NITWIT”

-dad (Canada)

[self-identified emo artist @ThyArtIsMemes2]

I personally love the internet because we have the entirety of human knowledge at our finger tips and people still CHOOSE to have the mindset of an 11th century superstitious medieval peasant

[self-identified emo artist @ThyArtIsMemes2]

I thought Punk Goes Pop was neat and i’m tired of pretending like it wasn’t

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

Two weeks into summer break and I am constantly reminded that the world is falling apart and everything we consume is slowly killing us I miss obsessively mentally reciting nerve pathways and muscle attachments 24/7

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

*sees a seal*

Dad: is that a killer whale?

[lyndsey @daalyndsey]

I don’t want to study! I want to putter about drinking tea and crocheting like a 70 year old woman! I want to drop out and go straight to a retirement home!!!