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[d a n i e l l e @daanielle_123]

When ur finished arguing but u hear them say something under their breath

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How we all learned about budget planning.

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[Otto English @Otto_English]

That's it. That's the story.

[Spotify @Spotify]

At teatime, everybody agrees 🫠 #TSmidnighTS

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

water addicts are always like “need a glass of water” or “where’s my water bottle”

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

therapy: $500

tattoo: $500 but cooler

[Sean S @kopboy07]

Don’t blame Me, I voted for Jeremy Corbyn.

Pass it on.

[Dr. Aaron, PhD @aaronposting]

Ah yes I love rising new pop star Kate Bush

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

when you beat the “you’re sitting on the remote” allegations

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

All these illegal Tory parties and poor Dianne couldn’t even have a fucking gin in a tin on the train?!?!

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

Marcus Fysh voted in favour of forcing people to show photo ID at polling stations.

[Guy Fawkes @blunted_james]

If you are complaining about migrants getting a bed for the night, remember you paid over £7k on bedding for the Speaker of the House of Commons’ plush second residence, which you also pay for.

Don’t look down, look up.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The Conservatives have never liked the idea of the NHS, truly free from the corrosive influence of private profit.

They want to break it up, piece-by-piece, privatising it by stealth. That's what the Health and Care Bill is designed to do. #ScrapNHSBill

[@tundeolaniran @tundeolaniran]

this scientist debunking vaccine misinformation is giving

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

On one level feel sorry for anti vaxxers because theyre like all conspiracy theorists who are just scared and unable to process the reality of whats happening but then you see them yesterday talking about hanging people and think nah they’re just cunts

[Beth @_beth_louisexx]

If Instagram can flag up anything covid related and add swipe up links within seconds, why can’t they remove racist accounts and delete racist comments? 🤷‍♀️