dan

incorrigible simp for jeno & ni-ki ; zero patience for fanwars •
personal acc, i just talk about kpop a lot? dreamzen first but multi af

[dan @daaniiism]

if you see me talking about mvs from months ago pls understand that time is actually not real

[mimi bang @backsdoors]

they saw what people were saying about shipping jeongchan and took the matter into their own hands

[tamago atsuyaki! 🍳✨ @localcuteboy]

As someone who Was in "literary communities" and now writes fic, ao3 users are as much writers as anyone else. They just still know how to write for fun and are less miserable to be around. Also good job calling readers pigs when reading in this day and age is becoming a lost art

[dan @daaniiism]

NOT JENO TOO 😭

[lara @felixturronashe]

hermosas épocas cuando el cinto se le podría haber caído pero gracias a su gran Personalidad no se cayó

[dan @daaniiism]

so father and son, right? 😃

[vania ✵ @lebangter]

PERDONAAA?!?!?! NO HABIA VISTO LA PARTE EN QUE LO GIRA HACIA ÉL 😵‍💫

[dan @daaniiism]

@arynnika if they never got dicked, that would be a yes! obviously, men forgot about them when created the concept of virginity

[dan @daaniiism]

she's not wrong 🤷‍♀️
if the concept of a virgin is that a woman has not been penetrated by a dick, then one is a virgin for as long as no dick enters, right?

[West @Philly_West001]

So my cousin’s 31 and still a virgin. She talks about it like it’s this sacred badge of honour...pure, undefiled, saving herself for marriage, the whole speech.

One day I just asked her straight up, “Babe… do you even get horny?” She looked at me like I was slow and said, “Of course I do. That’s why five different guys have dumped me.

I told every single one of them we wait till the wedding night. No exceptions.”
I was like, okay, fair enough… until she kept talking. Apparently kissing is fine. Touching her b00bs is fine. And....

[dan @daaniiism]

like, i know all idols and all kinds of fans get shit from others but, for some reason, people seem so much more vicious when it's about niki or his fans (regardless of what kind of fan they are) and it's just... it's been too much for too long

[dan @daaniiism]

tbh i wish people would just leave niki and his fans alone already

[dan @daaniiism]

@NKCJ_21 oh so we're playing scientists now? hymen can be broken or worn out for many reasons unrelated to sex and some women might even not have it, so that can't define virginity

[dan @daaniiism]

@urbnistSherlock @Markferalogy @wwxwashere i definitely wanna try it 🧐

[dan @daaniiism]

/staring in ficwriter with an actual language and literature degree/

[dan @daaniiism]

@wwxwashere anyone else using Focus Writer? 😐
i do worldbuilding in notion and editing in ms word tho 😔

[dan @daaniiism]

@Markferalogy @urbnistSherlock @wwxwashere (long time notion user here!) i didn't know about this app at all, but this intrigued me... i use a lot of images and databases, does obsidian support those too? 🤔

[dan @daaniiism]

@_shseven you.

[dan @daaniiism]

my lawyer will be contacting you

[kaya 𑣲 @_shseven]

Choi Hyunwook will return as Ahn Suho in ‘Weak Hero Class 3.’

[dan @daaniiism]

good god why are men so stupid

[dan @daaniiism]

when a man says bs like this i just assume he's either never touched a woman or has a very small dick cause...

[HEMTrapN @HemTrapN]

@Philly_West001 My first girl claimed to be a virgin but literally fucked herself with a cucumber cause she couldnt buy a toy. (She sent me vids) It was so loose it barely gripped me😭. I agreed until it said dildo, fingers maybe but a dildo/cucumber👎🏾 nahh not a virgin, deflowered and loose. 🤣

[dan @daaniiism]

personally i like to put on this beautiful white dress i have, lure the first man i encounter into the nearest forest and sacrifice him to the devil so he can be free me from the temptation 😔🙏

[𝓢𝓸𝓻𝓪 🫶🏻🧚‍♀️ @justSora_x]

What do virgins do when they get horny???? 😭😭😭

[dan @daaniiism]

renhyuck crying their eyes out
chenle turning his back to hide his crying
jisung trying to stay strong but failing
nomin keeping a strong front but clearly avoiding looking at mark
mark unable to face any of them and staring at the floor
graduation never hurt this much 💔

[sopii ˙⋆✮ @hellofuturesop]

cw tw// traumatized horror scene

Graduation ~ TDS4 encore finale last day

[sebas @renkukardo]

todo esta mal en esta presentación ellos cantaban apagados a renjun lo enfocan en un momento llorando y tapandose la cara CHENLE NI SIQUIERA VEIA AL FRENTE como es que no nos dimos cuenta antes dios