Emily Dvareckas

if you say my name three times an Aardvark will appear

[Emily Dvareckas @daardvareckas]

#friendlyfenway #sox435

[Emily Dvareckas @daardvareckas]

"U could beat the world. U could beat the war. U could talk to God, go banging on his door"
Hoping to hear those lyrics tmmr! @pughforyou

[Emily Dvareckas @daardvareckas]

@Movavi I just lost all my work for school on the software :-(

[Brendon Urie @brendonurie]

. @KellyannePolls I hope your legs fell the fuck asleep.

[itsbaeily @its_baeily]

What in doofenshmirtz evil incorporation

[Hope Zawislak @hope_zawislak]

@brendonurie LOOK WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT BEFORE YOU CAME ON LMAO

[Emily Dvareckas @daardvareckas]

@gilliangrace @hope_zawislak Thank you ladies for bringing tears to my eyes and making a magical concert even better #loveisnotachoice

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

.@realDonaldTrump Fixed your tweet. Made it more accurate.

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

Roses are blue,
violets are red.
At least according to
our new Secretary of Ed.

[Emily Dvareckas @daardvareckas]

When you got a twitter 3 years ago during your emo phase and can't get rid of your old retweets :)

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I edited Ceelo Green into the background of pics of Trump in his apartment and holy shit 😂😂😂

[Brendon Urie @brendonurie]

Oh well. There's always next year. In the meantime, here's a clip of the real life of the party. His name is Duke. #TheGrammys

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Roger Goodell getting booed was the best part of the game.

[Vince Wilfork @wilfork75]

That should shut up all the doubters about who the greatest QB of all time is !! Congrats to patriot nation #tommieboy!

[Linden Ashby @lindenashby]

Yes she has a skin condition, black goo in her mouth, disgusting hair, and.. well... ok.. she's dead. But other than that, quite a catch!