XXXtina

“Meredith had a little lamb. Don’t bring that lamb to work or it will poop on the floor.”

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

Yes, I’ve got trauma, it’s called remembering what I was like in high school

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

You know what I love about painting my nails? Spending the rest of my life waiting for them to dry and pseudo touching things like a common idiot

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

my dad couldn’t breathe when he handed me this in a gift bag just on the floor laughing tears in his eyes

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

It rly warmed my heart that on my road trip, the only semi that honked his horn when I was asked was a @Walmart king #blessed #walgang

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

Hey do straight men even like women???

[Miguel Wattson TNAQ @EelectricMiguel]

ZZZZZZZZIP!!!!

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

So sorry, but what resources do YOU have that the CDC doesn’t have access to???? If you think that you, googling info to fit your narrative that you found on a weird podcast w/ a squarespace website is more reliable than the CDC (!!!!) I rly don’t know what to tell you tbh

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

if shes your girl why am i at her house jiggling her cat’s primordial pouch?

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

Have a game night and let me come but ONLY card games and board games from childhood, don’t show me CAH, I don’t wanna play that like group shit, let’s THROW DOWN in war, let me fuq u up in candy land

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

Ok so I wanna go to Disney pull up if u wanna come we can jog there together

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

Hey I’m sad send me cute lil baby animal shit or that thing where stupid bigots get owned TIA

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

fentanyl is deadly but carrying narcan is easy and harm reduction is crucial

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

Is there a gc I can be a part of for YouTube drama bc I wanna talk about it and I obsessively watch gossip channels and I know Zero ppl who are as into it as me

[⚜️ @RobbBeaux]

His name is Charles Russell and no telling how many lives he saved that day. He’s a HERO.

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

I don’t get the trope of “wow I hate my wife lmao” my guy, get divorced??????

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

I'm just going to post this with no further comment because I don't want to get suspended.

[XXXtina @dabaddestwitch]

Who’s your favorite black artist/creator/black owned business? Let me know, I’ll add them to my trivia line up on my daily IG story!!