Jaouda

C'est une révolution.

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@sunsetleena no dumbface, y'all are in Quebec, meaning you're under french rule, meaning blablabla goes the french way. BLA BLA BLA. Check yourself. #OuiOuiBaguette #HonHonHonTittyCroissant

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@orbitershane nope, as far as we're concerned, you're yet another reader providing their headcanonw. you may continue

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@hollonov Oh yeah yours is excellent and exquisite! It really hits the mark 👌🏼 sorry forgot to say that in my excitement to mention Drawing a Line. Have a lovely night Lai!

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@hollonov We don't mean it as plagiarism, we just think it's a great companion piece to read at the same time. The house had a "it's not like that" jar for whenever either hollanov said "it's not like that" to whatever new shenanigans they were up to

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@j3ssibaby @again_again_do @hollonov Drawing a Line! the plot is exactly this smau except Shane has a gf the whole time, Shane is convinced he's straight and what they do (including kissing and cockwarming) is just platonic...It's so good and hilarious https://t.co/vSTGolYmcB

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@luvlananmatcha @again_again_do @hollonov Most certainly, i literally came here to say it was the fic equivalent of this smau

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@mintyhollander Ilya (The dentist) is soooo shanehollanderhockeyplayer of him

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@typical0fme and so i thought getting himself banned meaning he took it too far so he really needs to grovel to win his Shane back (i agree this was quickly disproven by Shane immediately caving, but canon shane always caves anyways so, metaphor or not, there's no surprise there)

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@typical0fme Ooooh, I thought it was a metaphor, as in Ilya went it for the big guns, the bowling ball being throwing the date at his face, and the wall being Shane being wrecked, so it was his way of telling Ilya he went too far. I also imagined the wall being Standing Shane from the show

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@typical0fme @cottagebrat where's Shane's sexy slutty reading glasses when you need them 😔

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@typical0fme we would get on our knees quicker than shane in 1221

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@itsBlanchbitch @makemegentle Thankiessss, it successfully showed up. Bless your day ❤️

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@neiloverstreet this reminded me of when i reconnected with my soulmate years later. She had become closer to god by then. I contemplated the idea of tattooing "there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin" high on my thighs so that she's reminded that our love is holy in its purest form

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@CallasNinna That interview where he said "I was either wearing hockey clothes, or nothing", he made sure he had something to put on this time 😂

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@BRAZOyMARTILLO @sealshaney the other way is slotting arm arm then head

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@wishitrains LET'S GOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@Bigfooteats (It's called Drawing a Line https://t.co/vSTGolYmcB it's soooo good and hilarious)

[Jaouda @dabatzyan]

@Bigfooteats I'm choosing to slot this scenario in the AU fic where Shane & Ilya were childhood friends, now in college they shower together, kiss, cockwarm, cuddle etc while thinking it's so normal and platonic and Shane's gf shouldn't be worried. This fits it so well, another habit