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[Turrburr @dabear222]

@KimikoAnn Call and ask him 281 330 8004

[Turrburr @dabear222]

i have applied to one single job. i am unstoppable.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

The 2nd Amendment was written at the same convention where they decided slaves were only 3/5ths of a person so maybe it's worth reexamining.

[Turrburr @dabear222]

@allyssa_kenney whaaats this for <3

[Michael Arria @michaelarria]

Time to log onto Twitter and mansplain Martin Luther King to his own daughter.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Found my virginity.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Before our president supported neo-nazis i used to tweet about super dumb shit and it was awesome.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

at this point earth is like the parent who just gives up & lets you touch the stove bc you didnt listen when they tried to tell u it was hot

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

I once challenged @RealDonaldTrump's ratings & he tweeted me in 15 minutes. It took him 3 days to say the KKK is bad. Sorry, it's too late.

[T @tylerthecreator]

tell these black kids they can be who they are

[Turrburr @dabear222]

I like the plan, I wonder whether we're in that treason-adjacent area

[Turrburr @dabear222]

You can call me baby, you can call me anytime, but you got to call me

[Turrburr @dabear222]

Who is this woman, Ryan, who you say is just as hot as Jan but in a different way