Alvin Holmes (Not)

AL State Rep - Thick Thighs Save Lives - NOT the real Alvin Holmes RIP (If you draggin a wagon hit a brother up)

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@lance_corporate Double southwest eggrolls

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@KurtSchlichter Born in 81. Veteran and CPA, lost my construction CFO gig, apply to hundreds of jobs in my skill set, dead silence. Golf course won’t call me back for a grass cutting job. I have a wife and daughter. What’s your advice?

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@amelia_tweetz I can’t get a grass cutting job after losing my CFO job. Max unemployment in Alabama is $275 weekly for 14 weeks.

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@financedystop I’m a CPA and can’t find a job.

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@SecScottBessent Can’t find a job

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@FreemanWSJ @WSJopinion 45 year old CPA and former CFO, can’t find a job

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@GuntherEagleman @IfindRetards

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@LoganDobson Why can’t I find a job then? 45 year old CPA and former CFO

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@KatiePavlich You’re an idiot.

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@livingpoolside @StephenMoore I want one, can’t find one

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@StephenMoore I’m 45 and a CPA, construction CFO, lost my role beginning of May, not even a bite on a job and I’m open to the entire Southeast. Is the answer for me to learn to weld?

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@RosserJobs Usually just silence

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@Herbzimmerman2 @SullyCNBC I cant get hired cutting grass. I’m a 45 year old former construction CFO with a CPA and years of experience. No red flags. What should I do?

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@JosephCala @SullyCNBC I’m 45, CPA and former CFO, can’t get an interview and I’m looking all over the Southeast. Also, can’t get hired cutting grass at a golf course.

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@tomkeene nobody cares about the bottom part of the K. Is the job market “buoyant” as S. Roth said if a CPA with 12 years experience as a CFO can’t find a job?

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@ClayTravis Can’t find a job though

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@AntsInMyStrantz Course looked good when I saw it while mountain biking at the resort

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@AntsInMyStrantz Just left Big Sky, perfect this time of year

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@MaryReedRunyon1 @WYMT @SpencerWeather @Kentuckyweather @cjwxguy56 @GaudetWeather @JimCantore Trying to get my numbers up, one maybe two dedicated diners showing up daily now

[Alvin Holmes (Not) @dabeerwegot]

@Walgreens your store in Anniston, Al is like visiting a Dollar General. Waited at register for a while. One employee in the store on the phone for ten minutes.