bastard snail 🐌

she/her. épais et doux. Traveler 2325 💕

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

tired of being traumatized :(

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

luv initiating a group hang out only to be replaced in the chat 😑 at this point, i dunno if some people are getting wedding invites

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

love love love being married to someone who will help someone who’s stranded on the side of the road

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

i’ve been Mrs. Chandler for a month already 🥹🥹🥹

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

it’s exhausting being the person who is constantly trauma dumped on by everyone. can’t we ever have a light hearted conversation? all of us are dealing with our own shit. at least give someone the courtesy of asking if they’re in a place to be dumped on

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

i don’t want to plan a wedding if every time i try i end up in tears

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

I don’t wanna plan a wedding. I want to run away and get married in the woods with just Alex, a photographer, and an officiant. I never thought planning a wedding would make me cry as much as it has.

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

this is the whole fuckin reason i wanted to elope out of state.

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

tired of trying to plan a wedding and not hurt anyone’s feelings. The day should be about me and my fiancé and the love that we share. Planning a wedding is stressful enough on its own and i’m not trying to walk on eggshells on my own wedding day!

[zay dante @zaydante]

fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck anyone who supports those murderous pigs

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

@JDVance shut up you talking piece of garbage

[Maryam @hell_line0]

b-but men aren't allowed to cry" do it anyway?? you're not allowed to beat women either but nothing seems to stop you from doing that

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

being an american means i get to activate my new credit card just to go to urgent care 🙃

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

i know credit is made up but how the fuck did i get a debt consolidation loan with my husband only for my credit to jump up almost 100 points? bitch we still got the same amount of debt it’s just all in one place now 💀

[໊ @buffys]

all trump supporters are ugly

[🌸 shimmer 🗡️ @p1nkempress_]

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

RIP @charliekirk11 this one is 4 u 💗🕊️

[bastard snail 🐌 @dabeigecardigan]

been struggling with my sobriety real bad lately :(