Watchdog

you don’t need to know anything about me

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

Did’ja miss me? Yeah you did

[🐦‍⬛Crow🐦‍⬛&🌸Marie🌸 @crowbowwoman]

I went on an early morning walk and saw something quite interesting in an alleyway.. @DOMINATEDHIPPIE is this your missing Scout?

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

@FastezManAlive @zillypancakeguy Me

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

@UnlicensedDoc_ woah you look so good.. I’m jealous!

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.

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[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

You’re a sick fuck for shoving all those dead kids into those animatronics

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy @HESaBSG]

the cuckquarium

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

Someone offered me a brownie

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

@UnlicensedDoc_ @DOMINATEDHIPPIE When you eat them form the organ bucket :/

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let’s eat shit with mama

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

I spent yesteray with my mom since I forgot about Mother’s Day… this motherhood shit is hard and apparently my kid is one of the least fussy babies out there

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

Me as a bird fucking with the snipers knowing damn well they aren’t allowed to retaliate

[Horrible Lizard @horriblelizard]

"this pink parrot" that is a fucking cockatoo and it is not mesmerised by the owl's fluffy feathers it's fucking with the owl because cockatoos are cheeky cunts

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

WAIT LMAO I FORGOT MY OWN BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR XD

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

@Darling_Daisie Absolutely!

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

It’s Mother’s Day??? Shit I forgot-

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

@Darling_Daisie Sorry, ‘ma! I’ll have your gift finished tommorow

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

“MOTHER HELP”

[๑ï @pupzwhining]

lets be roly polies with mama!

[Aliqua Portio @aurelianist]

The vatican is hiding big chungus

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

@DOMINATEDHIPPIE It’s only genetic data so it’s hard to say for sure…

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

As a college graduate with a masters in paleo biology I can confirm that this is proper scientific terminology

[New York Post @nypost]

Evidence of giant squid discovered - bodacious beast is bigger than a school bus with eyes the size of a large pizza https://t.co/Bqz39E8zmH

[Watchdog @dabestrunner]

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Dominoes large