The #blessed life

Irrelevant thoughts from an irrelevant individual

[The #blessed life @DaBlessedLife]

Paul Atreides = Raven Symone

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Honestly would’ve liked a POTUS tested positive, FLOTUS tested negative situation. I’m here for the DRAMA

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When you look like @charlieputh pre-quarantine and come out looking like @becbenit

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Never trust a skinny chef and never trust a ripped DJ #wordstoliveby

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Just got my hands randomly swiped at LAX and was so scared that their machine could detect Flamin’ Hot Cheeto dust

[The #blessed life @DaBlessedLife]

Ok there are way too many animal based pranks this year and i feel like these companies should give the people what they want cc @REI @Starbucks @usopen

[The #blessed life @DaBlessedLife]

Apparently Instagram was down today and I didn’t know, but when I opened the app there was a stranger that liked every single one of my posts???? He must work there?? Is this a glitch or am I being bamboozled

[The #blessed life @DaBlessedLife]

@teenzchhabz When I read this I thought of Early Man instead of First Man and was v confused

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Can we please have the function to rate fellow passengers during @Uber pool and shared @lyft rides?

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Los Angeles: a city where only rich people can truly follow their dreams and passions

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#thirsty4sully on #ElectionDay

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My op-ed in the @washingtonpost calls upon every person to fulfill their civic duty this #ElectionDay. We cannot wait for someone to save us. We must do it ourselves.

[The #blessed life @DaBlessedLife]

I only listen to self-help podcasts or songs about eating ass on my way to work #workingonmyself

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I’m sorry but did we already Spring forward? #midwintercrisis #help

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@teenzchhabz R u in love

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Engagement ring vs dick pic reactions are essentially the same, ppl gasp and then say "oh my god look at the size of it" #latenightthots

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"I don't fuck with plaque" huuurddddat #MasterofNone

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@rainnwilson People love noods

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@teenzchhabz You just gave away my phone passcode

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Who is the flautist on Future's Mask Off track? Beautiful stuff. #worldstar