David Borrego

I'm only here for the funny stuff.

[David Borrego @daborrego]

@drukydd @Kazeem lol, nah. I’m too lazy for that but I might pull off a Luke Harper Gator roll.

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@Kamiorra @JustinWhang Probably a bunch of guys with dead dads and hot moms complaining

[ESPN BET @ESPNBET]

Somehow this was even worse than "pitchy pitchy woo woo" 😂 @notthefakeSVP

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@JustinWhang It could be a meatball.

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@PabloTorre Pablo coming!

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@Blackkout__ What was the Family Matters one? I remember Donna Summer as Aunt Oona from Altuna, and I remember Grandmama Larry Johnson showing up, and a few other celebrity cameos, but none that fit that trope.

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@NebsGoodTakes @JustinWhang @youtoastbread Youth pastor: You know who could cut a great “heal” promo?”

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Throwing away my theory that Poppa Doc from 8 mile was actually based off Kid Rock

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

EMINEM x KID ROCK 🚨

7 SINS.

OCTOBER 17TH.

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@roywoodjr Seriously? Bo Jackson. Cause Bo knows acting and I’m sure he doesn’t look much older than he did in the 90’s.

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@JustinWhang I’m not gonna listen because Michael will forever be a disco legend and it seems no one wants to admit it.

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@arturodraws That’s a good walking stick

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@jemelehill Number 1 flagged for pretending to go number 1

[Arturo Torres @arturodraws]

Hi kids.

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@JustinWhang I loved him in Gremlins

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@BookProWrestler @KEGPhD And that’s the stuff

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@SheaSerrano Every time I talk about Child’s Play (especially to people younger than 30) I begin with, “So there was this toy called ‘My Buddy’…” and conclude with the theory that every adult before 1995 LOVED scaring kids.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Just did YouTube sensitivity training, I’m a changed man

[David Borrego @daborrego]

I’m not a sneaker head and, respectfully, I have no opinion on Angel Reese, but I want these shoes.

[Reebok @Reebok]

Reebok x Reese’s: Unapologetically Sweet
Coming soon 🧡🤎

[David Borrego @daborrego]

@StatGuyGreg That run while selling the neck, perfect