Andy Lucchini

From Da Bronx / Veteran / Either laugh at my jokes or I will take my clothes off... Your Choice / Producer / Writer / Comedian

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

My 1st Prod / Dream of mine Big Show Sat. 1/16/16 $10 Show $10 Buffet (optional) $20 for both @garymenke Mentor

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Mahopac, NY area... Great Comedian friend @BronxBillyO Ret. FDNY coming ur way on Fri Nov 4th 8PM Mahopac Inn Don't miss him

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

.Bronx,Yonkers, NY A great comedian friend coming ur way @BronxBillyO Ret. FDNY Thurs Nov 3rd- 8PM RiversEdge, Yonkers 914-237-9823..

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

#CharlieSheen Should throw out 1st pitch in #clevelandindians #WorldSeries Opener #MajorLeague "Wild Thing"

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Today is #nationalpastaday As far as I m concerned, everyday is pasta day! FUGGETTABOUTIT

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Great answer RB U sound like a politician u ever think of running 4 office? https://t.co/Y7uRM84cHy

[Ralph T  @RalphieBoy33037]

@dabronxcomic @Mob_Men The anniversary of their birthday.

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

All right! What is it......An Anniversary or a Birthday? If I don't get the right answer we have no choice but to have u guys "VETTED" https://t.co/fFl6wbiZ6U

[Ralph T  @RalphieBoy33037]

@Mob_Men Happy Anniversary, Paisans! 👌😁🔫🎈🎆🎇🎉🍷🍸🍻

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Why do they use "sub-titles" in Foreign porn movies? It's self explanatory no? It's not like they're acting n we have 2 hear the dialogue

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Who came up with the idea of using half the water in a toilet when flushing? Now I have 2 flush "Twice" . Same amount of water used

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

FUGGETABOUTIT EH! HAPPY BD PAISANO https://t.co/b5uqw6rcFK

[Tiff Sollars @TiffaniSollars]

Well damn, I didn't know it was @VinnieCoppola 's birthday! Happy birthday Mang!!

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

He's the man My fellow former DSNY https://t.co/69W9l7dQEA

[Ralph T  @RalphieBoy33037]

Check out comedian @vicdibitetto in 1991 on MTV's 1/2 Hour Comedy Hour. Hilarious, and love the 90's outfit lol.

https://t.co/COEBkQ9iv2

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

@JesseRcomedian Phone Sex?

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

@VinnieCoppola Not 4 a "Sperm" It's like taking the wrong turn n widing up in a "Bad" neighborhood

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

@VinnieCoppola Especially if ur a "Sperm" n found out u lost ur only chance 2 be surrogate Father

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

@RalphieBoy33037 @CarlTheCard I guess I forgot 2 put "LOL" at the end of the NY Sarcasm I m sure Carl got it. "My Bag"

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

@CarlTheCard Congratulations! When u turn "21" the drinks r on me Did u graduate High School yet?

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

@vicdibitetto The best Italian comic out there Sorry @mobmen love ya @VinnieCoppola Fugettaboutit https://t.co/em4rqHvnFg

[Ralph T  @RalphieBoy33037]

@vicdibitetto It showed that you Tweeted this from Florida. Hey @dabronxcomic, your buddy is here in town. Say hello.

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

@ARDIEFUQUA HELLO....SON LOL! VERY NICE

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Who's horse is that in the back--DAD'S? https://t.co/FK1NalxfN1

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Not mine! I use a sock size 10-13 I promise I will not text u again at 1 AM https://t.co/CuOucRFPPu

[Jesse Robinette @JesseRcomedian]

Ok, who left their cock sweater at my house, and what kind of monster must it be to be this size cold?

[Andy Lucchini @dabronxcomic]

Now u got that off ur chest maybe some hair will start growing kid LOL! https://t.co/VFpZtcmHMB