David Brown

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@SimonHarrisMBD It was because you were wearing a puppy.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@JoeWills387897 @andywilkins24 @GatesheadFC Are you going to pay for the 3G surface to be installed?

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@JoeWills387897 @Bd10026 @YTFC Yes.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@JoeWills387897 @Bd10026 @YTFC But what if it is playable at midday but conditions take a turn for the worse at 2pm?

[David Brown @dabrown70]

The best reply tweet ever.

[Pastor Shapes @pastorshapes]

@MartinSLewis Go and guard the Musée d'Orsay. You can be the Monet Saving Expert.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@Blakes7Diary Does it make Gauda Prime look like a spiritual retreat?

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@Scott_Wortley The Holy Grail of tweets:-

https://t.co/6oNm5mb41y

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

83 - Pope saves from Jesus. Amen to that! 0-3

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@ChrisChapman81 Oh, my prediction was correct!

https://t.co/uiPOZWTNWD

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@ChrisChapman81 Interesting! My guess (probably wrong) is The Borrowers?

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@TheStourbridge Just ordered. Looking forward to reading your "kiss and tail" story.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@CameronYardeJnr @Hadders41183 @WhoPotterVian @superTV247 My inkling is that they will all rotate roles each week, so Josh and Emma will take their turns upstairs over the next couple of weeks.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@ChrisChapman81 Interesting! My guess (probably wrong) is The Borrowers?

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@archivetvmus71 Two weeks away from Multi Coloured Swap Shop's debut making Saturday's on BBC One an all day must watch.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@georgedmadgwick Just sent a donation to the RNLI under your name GeorgeyBoy.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@SatMornings "Finders Keepers" with Richard Stilgoe has just unlocked a very distant memory. Just had to look it up - it ran for five series in the early 80's.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@CameronYardeJnr Yes, I used to go to the Saturday Morning Pictures at the cinema, but only in the summer months. Didn't want to miss Swap Shop in the autumn/winter months!

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@SatMornings The segment on The One Show just now about Saturday morning TV?

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@archer_rs @TheWonder1955 @DrMatthewSweet The invasion of Tie Rack in 1991 is consigned to the history books on the shelf.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@McCourt2010 @THERussellGrant They are just placeholder medals for the celebrations. The official medal ceremony with national anthem is held the following day.

[David Brown @dabrown70]

@tuft21 @archivetvmus71 It was the 1970's. Health'n'Safety and risk assessments hadn't been invented yet.

(see also John Noakes climbing Nelson's Column without a safety harness)