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what’s poppin

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

third base is when i have a mental breakdown in front of u

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

i think we should bring back TBH’s cuz some of y’all need 2 hear about yourselves

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job so i can be a bitch full time

[mr spinch ! @mooninfirst]

no one talks about the consequences of being super cute and fun

[sarah @heavenbrat]

men used to go to war now they want to be the little spoon

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely noticed I’m mad at u even though I haven’t said anything and am acting completely normal

[anna @dabrowski_anna]

he’s a 10 but loves ONLY the big dipper

[ig: @dyslexic_daddy @dyslexic_daddyy]

he’s a 10 but can’t read my mind and do what I want without me asking

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

go to therapy? you mean microdose intimacy

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

life is what happens in between a traumatic breakup and a new deeply toxic crush

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

boyfriend who when you’re mad at him pulls out one of these and pretends to sadly leave like a 1940s cartoon character

[spin master @_CallMeET]

My girl been struggling to lose weight for this trip to Jamaica she has coming up and I can tell it’s frustrating her so I told her I was going out and left my phone on the table unlocked, she should be down 10 pounds by the time I get home, I’ll do anything to help my baby

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[clintoris @clintoris]

I should be able to eat without losing money or having to chew or make any kind of decision