Kal

I just have to keep moving.

[Kal @dabstrider]

We here at [FAST FOOD BRAND] know times have been tough for your pocket, which is why we're introduing the new STRUGGLE MEAL for all the #Hustlers out there

For just $7.99:

Half-Eaten Cheeseburger
??? Number of Fries (Based on D12 roll)
Heinz Ketchup Packet

And a Cup of Water

[Lute @surri01]

walking into a del taco at 7 pm and going "yeah can I get the kill myself meal"

[Kal @dabstrider]

Re:Zero season 4

[Kal @dabstrider]

Lazarus would've made some banger tweets

[Xing, PhD @xingtemplars]

many such cases

[Kal @dabstrider]

sea lions are pretty cool. their land dwelling counterparts, land lions, not as much

[Kal @dabstrider]

random teen girl squad reference caught in the wild

[Kal @dabstrider]

I think instead of werewolves we should call them rarewolves cause I haven't seen one yet

[Kal @dabstrider]

@XIII_Requiem_ S1 - Fujin
S2 - Tekken King
S3- God of Destruction

I should not be GoD, I still never practiced throw breaks yet

[Kal @dabstrider]

I have to use LinkedIn sometimes and there's only two types of posts:

• People that use AI
• People denouncing AI in a post that was obviously written by Chatgpt

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Study reveals LinkedIn is the most AI-saturated major social platform, with over 40% of long-form posts flagged as fully AI-generated “slop.”

[Kal @dabstrider]

Bojack for people that read master kurosawa

[オリコンニュース【アニメ】 @oricon_anime_]

「N・H・Kにようこそ！」アニメ放送20周年
https://t.co/mSDl9JzpRy
⠀
2006年7月放送開始。題の「NHK」は日本放送協会ではなく「日本ひきこもり協会」の略で、大学中退の引きこもり青年と 彼を救おうとする少女の2人を軸に進む物語。OP1はROUND TABLE feat. Nino「パズル」、ED1は大槻ケンヂ「踊る赤ちゃん人間」。

[Kal @dabstrider]

Bro I got robbed

What's the point of a prize figure having a huge ass box if Kirbs is so small

[Kal @dabstrider]

The government when they see Reddit pull up

[NearestCommit @NearestCommit]

if you still think the ESA is still a good org, just remember in 2011 they tried to basically kill the internet and only got stopped because every big tech company went against them

[Kal @dabstrider]

Buying a game on the PSN store in 2030 and the only thing that happens is 100$ disappears from my bank account

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Kal @dabstrider]

If I was a mangaka and my passion project got axed I would make a new mass appeal series, then introduce characters from the previous work as a shared universe. Then just focus less on the new characters in favor of the ones I actually like

[Kal @dabstrider]

This is how I got pizza out the toaster as a kid I'm surprised I'm still alive

[Kal @dabstrider]

just in time too

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the ‘AMONG US’ animated series.

Now streaming on Paramount+

[Kal @dabstrider]

Crazy taxi
Odd taxi

What happened to a normal taxi?

[Kal @dabstrider]

You'd be surprised how many overplayed 2010s are lowkey bangers when listening to them on speakers that aren't a shopping mall or your mom's car

Was listening to Meet Me Halfway for the first time in a decade and the production blew me away

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

in the mid 2010s there was a conspiracy to try and convince people that bohemian rhapsody was the greatest song ever made

[Kal @dabstrider]

How do you buy vowls if you'r not on Whl of Fortun. Sombody plas hlp. I havn't bn abl to spak my wif and kids in thr wks.

[Kal @dabstrider]

back from Japan

[Kal @dabstrider]

the concept of watching Garfield gets real immediately after Advent Children

[John Zobele | christtt @ccchristtt]

who's ready for movie night?

[Kal @dabstrider]

Every new clip I see of Invincible gets less and less frames

When did American animation become about not animating. Not that it matters because it'll be outsourced anyways??

[Lelovet @Lelovet01]

@YoSoyDavyJones