John B

I promise not to tweet every single detail of my day. because with great power comes great responsibility - Spidermans uncle

[John B @dabut123]

@gazcass1 @fesshole You got me, finally got one on here

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Hard to disagree, if the suffragettes wanted political change they should have voted for it

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

The Greeks haven't taken the snub so well.

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

Dispatches Special tonight; another all male comedy line up again. Typical channel four😡

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Please watch the whole interview.
@dele_official is on a mission to help people dealing with childhood trauma & my goodness he knows what he's talking about. Therapy saved his life.
He says he wasn't ready to do it yet but felt forced to do so by tabloid 'interest' in his rehab.
Luckily, @gnev2 does a bang up job of balancing empathy with enquiry.
Dele hopes his testimony will help others. I am 100% certain that it already has.

[Jonathan Freedland @Freedland]

A jaw-dropper from Brexiter Steve Baker on @BBCRadio4’s PM just now: “What an extraordinary opportunity for Northern Ireland: dual access to both markets”.

Er, that “extraordinary opportunity” was available to the entire UK before Brexit

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Him: You just wait! I’ll show you! Someday people will know who I am! Someday people will say I make the most famous pizza in Romania. You just wait and see!

Her: yeah, whatever, Jerry.

[John B @dabut123]

@annabel_palmerx @allsortsplus @Lord_Sugar https://t.co/ttfeOcR5QK.

[Siobhán McSweeney @siobhni]

People died. Gasping. Alone. I feel sick. This is horrible horrible horrible.

[Chris @flatus74]

‘Hi Graham, this isn’t our actual helicopter’

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I think we should all calm down now. It’s not like anyone drank a mojito on a train or bought a field for his disabled mum’s donkey sanctuary.

[John B @dabut123]

https://t.co/6Ng5hHjHd9

[John B @dabut123]

The Independent: Watching Tim Martin squirm about staff shortages in Wetherspoons almost makes Brexit worth it.
https://t.co/GJ731n2qZR

via @GoogleNews

[John B @dabut123]

The irony is shocking...

[John B @dabut123]

@mrjamesob @WhispersNewsLTD

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Oh yes. This is it. Here's your future dystopia