Cat In Jay's Tree

I'm a cat. I'm orange and fluffy. My name is Calhoun City. I'm stuck in Jay's tree. I'm scared, hungry and cold

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

They still at Ole Miss. The pay is better there vs drafted in the seventh round pay. https://t.co/CAxeIi89yf

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Yeah but football is a physical violent sport. It's not for everybody, that's why some people are sports journalist instead. https://t.co/XO6WqKk1X6

[Yancy Porter @YancyPorter]

Did I see this wrong but did No. 48 for Alabama not throw punches at his teammates and coaches on the sideline and get put back in the game?

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Like, your right,,,,,, to parttttttty! https://t.co/f9SGWOSwvy

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Well that's definitely unfortunate 😞😞.

The reopening I mean https://t.co/jhVRwVIazB

[Calhoun Co. Journal @CalhCoJournal]

Sonic in Bruce should reopen this afternoon. Forced to close briefly for repairs after grease fire Monday night.

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Guessing "the Mayor" couldn't handle a cat in a tree. Thank goodness he isn't a dog.

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Lamar Who?
Did you catch anything today? If you did maybe a series of shots will clear it right up for you.. https://t.co/9nEhDdrcQN

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

You worried about us, when you really should be worrying about who's couch you going to be sitting on today while we are playing. https://t.co/9nEhDdrcQN

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

So do we hush, or keep talking? https://t.co/WoeVEJIDuo

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

I'm just kidding Mullen, chill out. I think you did wonderful things at State, best coach that's ever coached here. But still, really I wish I could have shit in those ugly ass shoes.

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Hey Mullen, I really hope your dog doesn't get ate by a gator living in Florida. But you on the other hand, (shrug)....

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

What's the difference in Mullen and a dead rotten stinky fish?

I like fish....

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Aye Mullen, remember when you said we was Fam and you would not leave? Well, remember that time I said you wasn't a hunchback looking Yankee? Yeah,,,, um I didn't mean that shit either..👊

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

I just wish I could've took a dump in Mullen's ugly shoes before he left for Florida.

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

It's obvious that y'all received participation trophies as children.
What are y'all doing Saturday tho? #Co-sittingonthecouch https://t.co/6re7pyWENp

[ICC Athletics @LetsGoICC]

☑️ Co-North Division Champions (fixed that for you) https://t.co/q2LrPrUrOL

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

@madibull10 Luckily your dad knows somebody at the post Office tho..

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

@madibull10 some people will never understand respect is earned not given. In order to be respected, first you must be a respectable person

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

https://t.co/Surf9CdPj4

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

Yeah but does it have its own Twitter page? Therefore I'm cooler!

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

@JMakeSES @madibull10 @LilGillespie @B_dub1815 in his night life he is Aithops and uses the mask as a Disguise so nobody knows. So shhhhhhhh

[Cat In Jay's Tree @dacatinjaystree]

@madibull10 @JMakeSES @LilGillespie @B_dub1815 fyi Jay can see all this ,, meow