The joke lasted three minutes.
The outrage would've last three weeks.
Jim Carrey was operating in a completely different era.🤣💀
Would this survive in 2026?
I've been using the new Siri on Mac by way of the Terminal Command workaround (still not off the waitlist). My take so far: Apple nailed it. It's awesome for a beta 1. (Hopefully this gets me off the waitlist but it is true).
💥NEW: Jillian Michaels: “I gotta be honest: it seems to me that Trump is the ONLY one standing between US and the COMPLETE loss of free and fair elections.”
“You know, I used to think that Trump was INSANE for suggesting that the 2020 election was stolen. And now, I’m just — I’m actually not so sure.”
“Because these ANIMALS in California are not just changing election law — they’re changing what elections actually ARE!”
Akon tells Andrew Schulz how Michael Jackson would randomly switch his voice and says he was VERY heterosexual, to the point he could’ve been a pimp, contrary to what many people believed 😭👀
“I was like, ‘Mike, what kind of girls you like? Do you like fat asses?’ He was like, ‘Not too big, just palm size.’” 🤣💀
“Mike was getting b-tches!”
5 new Apple Foundation Models:
AFM 3 Core: 3B parameter on-device model, similar to the one we had before but smarter.
AFM 3 Core Advanced: 20B parameter on-device model for iPhone 17 Pro/Air, iPad Pro M4 (12GB RAM) and M3 Macs (12GB RAM). Custom-designed by Apple using an innovative architecture to minimise DRAM usage. Could possibly be the best on-device model of its class.
AFM 3 Cloud and AFM 3 Cloud Image: Powers Siri AI, Image editing and Image Playground. Runs on Apple Silicon through PCC.
AFM 3 Cloud Pro: Used for agentic and complex reasoning tasks. Runs on Google Cloud with Nvidia and Intel chips that meet Apple’s strict PCC guidelines.
All of these models are built by Apple, they are NOT Gemini models. Apple is said to have distilled some of these models using Gemini (hence the $1B partnership), but they are all completely new models that use Apple’s own AI expertise and technology.
Cathy Newman is a VERY SICK human being.
A man is nearly beheaded by a migrant who shouldn't be here on the streets of Belfast.
She rushes straight to her newsroom computer to blame "far right" Rupert Lowe, Tommy Robinson & Nigel Farage for "whipping this up for their own ends".
For the first time ever at this WWDC.. Apple casually flexed one of its weirdest innovation.. the patented Apple Pizza Box 🍕
Once upon a time.. Apple decided the ordinary soggy pizza box wasn’t upto its standards
So Apple literally invented its own pizza box.. used exclusively at the Apple Park
Unibody design, eco friendly, perfectly stackable and custom vanted so employees can carry the pizza back to their pods without a soggy crust
…meanwhile Dominos is still using the same square box design from 1940s 😭
Only Apple can overengineer a pizza box this hard
Gemini DOES NOT power Siri
Apple foundational models power Siri
Those models are based on Gemini technology.
It is not Gemini.
Apple and Google have been clear about this since January.
“If I were you, I’d start separating myself from that Jackson guy. We’re gonna get him.” Michael's longtime studio engineer Brad Sunberg says the LAPD tried to intimidate him after the raid on Neverland. He says they were out to get MJ, no matter what.
Apple just set the next AI bar, they will control whichever Ai "app" or model they choose to serve their many local high compute powered user devices (therefore HIGHLY SECURE), Ai models will be abstracted away from everyday users, run locally OR to secure cloud AI 📲
The next generation of Apple Intelligence powers an entirely new Siri: making the apps and experiences you rely on across iPhone, iPad, Mac, and Apple Vision Pro more personal and helpful than ever.
Apple Intelligence features are available on iPhone 15 Pro and later, but the most powerful on-device model is limited to newer iPhones, iPads, and Macs. Developers are getting access to Siri AI today, but it is not going to be available in the EU initially.
Morrissey talking about what diversity really means in white Western countries and how it's destroying our cultures.
“When people talk about diversity, they don’t think about the great things we don’t have in common’
He spoke his mind in 2018 and got ridiculed by the usual lefties. It's time Morrissey comes back into action, the majority of the country now agrees with him, and people are waking up. We need the “big names” to help wake others up to the monstrous reality being forced upon us natives.
Jay-Z’s original mentor Jaz-O, the man who took young Shawn Carter to London and launched his career, has leaked that Jay is a bisexual sellout who performed gay acts with men to climb to the top
Worse, he also details that Jay-Z is in dark occult organizations practicing witchcraft and demon worship
This would further prove speculation that he didn’t hustle he sold his soul and body to demonic elites. His whole empire is built on perversion and satanic pacts