Daci™

life is weird and so am I🦒

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I just came out to have a good time (under this streetlight) and I’m feeling so attacked right now (by moths)

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most of the time life is like “wat” but sometimes it’s like “WHAT ?!?”

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at long last

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All these new emojis and still not a single goose :(

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Anyone who uses that weird curly text as their default phone font cannot be trusted

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“I’ve never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, because then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

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Is it ok to bring this 10 year old joke back?

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Be the 2 Chainz you wish to see in the world.

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@MikeZiemer Y’all do your best 😌

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If I were a football player I would simply not fumble the ball

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“We put the MAS in CHRISTMAS! Live más.” - Taco Bell probably

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Do people tweet in the morning?

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All the things I want to be into are so expensive

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Girls will caption a photo like “yeah life is weird” while their entire existence is disintegrating into the ether

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I’m thankful for grief because it’s proof I have loved.

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@quietcompanytx I’m just out here scaring off all the dysfunctional basketballs who can’t game worth a damn

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Dating is like going to a gym to play basketball and every time you do, you get hit in the face with a basketball. But you keep going to the gym anyway and keep getting hit in the face. And you’re like “well I have to keep putting myself out there” while your nose bleeds

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You should never have to justify your place in someone’s life.

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@dandeerhead TRYING

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Just wanna thank the @AbbottCampaign for desperately and aggressively pushing their HEINOUS online ads, assuring that anyone who sees them will definitely vote for Beto. Y’all are doing the work FOR us 😘😘😘

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Napped so hard I woke up on a different plane of existence

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You know what’s cooler than picking a hill to die on? Dying in the arms of someone u love