small madam

it’s not your business

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

To born boy na serious risk o

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

Some foolish Lagosians, especially on this Twitter love to mock other states and call them uncivilized.

Meanwhile their own people are out at 6:30am on a Monday running after a sports car like their life depends on it.

I don't know how best to put it, but Lagos is a jungle. As early as 6am, people have already gathered on the street, chasing a celebrity’s car, as if touching the vehicle will somehow change their lives. Meanwhile, in other states, people are still sleeping peacefully in their beds. It is not life you people are living in Lagos

[Deedii @Deedii02]

After they finish running after celebrities at 6:30am like children without home training, they’ll come online and shame young women for being lash techs and hairdressers instead of constituting nuisance like them.

[Father Figure @_mkhay_]

"Why are you always saying sir sir sir, everything sir?" 🧍‍♀️

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

God will take you.

[JOY (GUNNER)✨|PLAIN TEES AND UNISEX JEANS VENDOR @MzXtraordinare]

Always the mean girl, very insensitive and out of touch

A very stupid bird

[DADDY DABz 👶 @Austeiin]

Dear @_DebbieOA ,

Good Evening Maam 🙂

That baby photo is actually my daughter DABERECHI and the picture was posted sometime in 2025 when she just turned 7months.

Again, like I said the day the picture was posted (alongside with a YouTube video on our family vlog series); Mummy Dabz struggled with lactation which affected her mentally and biologically.

Everything practically possible was done to help her lactate (taking Ogi, palmwine, kunu , etc) but nothing nothing.

Should I watch and allow my daughter starve because my wife couldn’t lactate? No nawww!

The truth, I have come to realized that many people really don’t know that NOT all mothers can lactate effortlessly and it’s okay. To those mother that lactate effortlessly, I am so happy for them. But those mothers that struggle with lactation, Biko always know that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is wrong with you oh!

That’s why there is baby formula as alternatives, BIKO USE FORMULA FOR YOUR BABIES BASED ON YOUR DOCTOR’S DIRECTIVES.

Thank you 🙏

[ásà nwá 🥑🤎📸 @artsyada__]

“why does lagos smell”

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

Dr. Chisom Paula Ogamba

Best graduating PhD student English

Highest CGPA in the postgraduate department of English

CGPA: 4.62

[Tutunaa🐍 @drugsonblanco]

This how I feel about fat men 😭🙏

[Chief Chilo💋 @therealchilotam]

Why should they need orientation on NOT RAPING GIRLS/MINORS & WOMEN??? “How things work over there” because it’s fully acceptable in when they do it in Nigeria or what?

[Mark @Marknit0]

Or you can follow the steps in the video you posted and make the spaghetti yourself👀

[FINE WOMAN 💅🏼 || HR Girlie ✨ @kh_ayy]

I really dislike when someone is listening to NSPPD morning live prayer sessions without earphones while in a public space e.g cab. Why are you playing it out loud and disturbing the next person?!

Some of you are quite inconsiderate in shared public spaces.

[Saint Mari @teslimalabi_]

The beatings worked like mad:

- we cannot challenge authority
- we keep electing leaders that rob us and rub it in our faces
- we maintain a culture of silence that enables the cycle of abuse
- we dissociate and can only process difficult emotions through the lens of religion

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

You are a mad person

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

The reason your mother fried Akara to send you to school is so that you can be a better citizen of the society and have a fighting chance against poverty. She didn't do it for you to come online and defend frying of Akara as economic empowerment. Don't waste her efforts.

[Bane @jodambusta]

This is what we’re talking about. Invited to Unilag to come and do what?

[Bane @jodambusta]

Virtually all the horsemen of the Olodo Apocalypse have been invited by Davido to hang out. Once you begin make am in the Olodoverse, Davido go personally encourage you

[Toluwase @Toluwase_x]

JUST LOL

[Splendor of SQL 🇬🇧🇩🇪💖 @iam_Uchenna]

Is this not part of the olodo rising where simple arguments turn into flexing with money?