Desperate effort

suu whoop

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

I love you ❤️ @stelladoan

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

Here with you ❤️

Bali 🥥

@sailorstellz

[tomato cultivator @sailorstellz]

sent mac to the store to get dino nuggies and this man called them DINOSAUR NUGGETS like a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

@sailorstellz Eshays adlays tn’s brah

[tomato cultivator @sailorstellz]

how the fuck do i get mac to stop talking in pig-latin?!
please someone help me, it’s becoming a problem

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

if my girl wanted lego flowers i’d simply buy her lego land, but that’s just me tho

[tomato cultivator @sailorstellz]

today i introduced year 9 to their topic; “survival”. gave them the usual activity of being the only survivor of a plane crash and stranded on an island. asked them how they would survive and a kid asked me if he needed to survive because he would rather die…

lmao

same kiddo

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

Fitted new headlights and tail lights for @loidangg
- Mustang Sequential Headlights
- Noxsolis Tail lights https://t.co/PTizDogmaT

[tomato cultivator @sailorstellz]

on another episode of mac saying weird shit that makes no sense

me: it’s cold sitting here
mac: yeah, that’s why you have to go in the fridge

?????bitch what?????

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

Lexus CT200H maintenance
-engine oil, coolant, brake fluid and transmission oil
Utilising up to date Toyota/Lexus Techstream software to carry out special service procedures and vehicle health checks. https://t.co/FdETNyn8js

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

Happy birthday baby ❤️

@sailorstellz pls send bobs and vagene https://t.co/GS3BQccXvF

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

shecuteorwateva @ The Calyx https://t.co/dVQS1CtfTv

[tomato cultivator @sailorstellz]

just realised that mac and i’s anniversary date is just the date we met for the first time backwards... 🤯🤯🤯
we met - 21/8
anni - 8/12
IF THIS ISN’T FATE ✨🥰✨

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

@sailorstellz You are my destiny

[tomato cultivator @sailorstellz]

mac and i live together, so when we do message each other it’s either about what we’re doing after work or how smelly our poop is cos we always run to the toilet at the same time LMAOOOO FFS

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

@sailorstellz poopy head

[Desperate effort @dacminh_]

@sailorstellz 🔥🔥🔥

[tomato cultivator @sailorstellz]

i promise these are diffrent from the ones i posted on insta 🥺