THE BAD DESIGN CREMATORIUM IS OFFICIALLY OPEN
We've spent months studying the corpses of failed projects. Promising concepts murdered by terrible UX. Game-changing ideas buried under confusing interfaces. Billion-dollar projects killed by designs that make users feel stupid.
ROAST RIDER LAUNCHES TODAY.
Your Crypto brand survive the roast?
Find out today.
Join us for:
One last event
For the Onchain Design Sprint!
20+ design sprinters
10 products on @base
Roasted by Dacoit's @DacoitRoasts
Design audits
Product / brand redesigns
Product upgrades
Friday, July 25, 2025
5:00pm WAT / 12 noon EST
X Livestream -@wearefbia@DacoitDesign
Key Insights to save you further from a design disaster-Less is more ❤️🔥
- Make the nav bar clearly visible through the page
- Lead with clear value prop
- Assign a proper trust building section, instead of using matrices randomly between sections
- Add proper visual flow
- Product demo: Show, don't tell
- CTA: One clear action: start earning in 60 seconds
The entire block can be replaced with:
Roadmap - What we're building to help you earn, trade, and build value onchain.
Layout lacks hierarchy: All five items are spaced equally, with varying text lengths. No indication of timeline, priority, or groupings.
Fix: add proper labels to indication what is live, what stage are you currently at, what's planned for future, break the loops to avoid confusion
Tip: Group by phases. Using a timeline visual with Status tag (live, coming soon, exploring) will go a long way.
Whenever someone asks me about our pricing for branding, they get spooked when I tell them it’s 0.1BTC. I mean, with the quality we deliver, 0.5 BTC should not feel like that much. So I don’t understand why 3 BTC sounds so high to them.
Anyway, did I mention that you can now get your website audited for just $69 and your product audited for $420?
Head to @DacoitRoasts and give your project the roast it deserves
We just took a magnifying glass to Noice
It’s brutal, it’s honest, it’s… helpful (we promise)
Catch the full roast (with scores😎) here:
https://t.co/qpihSbUTvy
@DacoitDesign
we don't have *any* FT designer contributing to noice; it's a lot of push straight from code
if you are a multi dimensional designer (or know one), pls dm
money no bar
help us go from 6/10 to being incomparable
After the fire, only the ashes of bad design remains--
- Broken user paths
- Chaotic information layers
- Hierarchy murdered by visual clutter
- Workflows that eat users alive
- Style over substance
Will your project survive the roast?