MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu

Junior Editor, Stand-Up Comedian, V.O Artist, MC
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[BAM @SolidBam]

y’all keep tryna see the good in these ho’s & all they see is the dumb in u

[M$hayezafe @Lilshuni_]

He literally did what WE told him to do.

[MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu @DaComicLuu]

@CapitecBankSA Beneficiaries disappeared on the app. Only A to B showing. I was asked to delete, restart phone, all that. Called back to report that it changed nothing and still waiting to hear back

[MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu @DaComicLuu]

7 calls later, multiple days passed, still no resolve @CapitecBankSA....

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Type of girl you see at the bar after proposing to your cunt ass girlfriend

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman will ruin your peace, test your patience, and still act like she’s the victim.

[Noms @Lovejoyn_mlaba]

Why don’t they use the same technology to track down illegal immigrants?

[Kerem @terim19gs05]

Şöyle golü olan bir adam kimseyle kıyaslanamaz

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Women will make tier lists of men’s most unattractive hobbies while having absolutely no hobbies of their own besides social media addiction, consumerism, and hoe activities.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy]

The worst thing they don’t tell you about break ups is that you just keep the fetish you developed from her

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

Phela thina Asifuni ukuhlanganisa Africa
Ngama private parts wethu njengawe 🙄

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Women will marry a stone if it had money

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Messi is so brutal man, he took everything from them and made them reach a point where IG likes is their only happiness

[Null @Vhoyde]

All that time spent focusing on books means they have very little actual experience. Just food for the real animals. The same thing happens with guys. Nerds get cooked in dating.

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

All you know is to beg.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

It’s a woman’s duty to convince a man to marry her.

[MkhuLuu Mkhize/Ndlovu @DaComicLuu]

Laughable really

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Mother who drowned her baby daughter and then blamed it on COVID, found not guilty by reason of insanity.

43-year-old Precious Bland said she drowned her baby in a bathtub due to a "psychotic episode" caused by COVID-19.

[Game6ix🎸 @paayme3]

Some Niggas be looking happy asf and going through the darkest times of their life keep ya head up gangsta