Elias P-Rez

United States Marine / Florida Gator Alum / Firefighter

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

@HyeseongKimMuse @grok is this real

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What a joke @AmericanAir knowing military can’t travel in uniform, you change rules to no longer allow military to your lounge. Fraudulent company

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

you know what's wild?

FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, JAZZ CHISHOLM JR. HAS HIT A GRAND SLAM.

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

My first Tweet in years…

[Safwan AhmedMia @SuperSaf]

WhatsApp Down
Instagram Down
Facebook Down

I wonder what else they all have in common 🤔

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

Train, train, train.

[Talonprotectiongroup @Talonprotection]

Rain or shine. Hot or cold. Get after it!!!!

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

Come on @Marlins https://t.co/cp9slheekQ

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

We’re giving away this exclusive @MLB t-shirt to kick off Play Ball Weekend today and Sandlot Day on Sunday.

Only players get these, so make sure to get in your RT!

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

UPDATE: my heart is full again. @BillyTheMarlin came through. @Marlins messaged me and came to our seats to take a picture with baby E. My love is restored. #letsgoFish

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

@wpryaniv @BillyTheMarlin @Marlins @MarlinsPark Bro. I’m finally done. They’ve broken my heart for years. But now they broke baby E’s heart.

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

Wanted my 1 year old to take a picture with @BillyTheMarlin . They declined. Thanks @Marlins @MarlinsPark . Now I don’t want to be here anymore.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

This dude's magic powers came through. #FlyTheW #WorldSeries

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

Steve Bartman is crying for joy right now. #Cubswin

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Fuck you @TheWalkingDead #donewiththewalkingdead

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

HOU @ KC - via @ESPN App http://t.co/O6tdwwGlBq

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

Hey @Expedia , still waiting on you to contact me back in regards to fixing your mistake. Bad business model when you don't keep your word.

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

Thanks for keeping me on hold for 50 minutes and dropping the call, TWICE... Still haven't gotten my issue resolved @Expedia #crap

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

Breakfast of Champions. https://t.co/JgyN8PwQTp

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Been a great Sunday Funday over at 19. https://t.co/3B0D6vPY3Z

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls, take a hint. Guys don't get hints.

[Elias P-Rez @dad2thefuture]

I rarely do the #womancrushwednesday thing since it's pretty obvious, but here's to you, Ashley! You… https://t.co/13nd0VcnPW