dad bod john

professional grass mower

[dad bod john @Dad_Bod_John]

Pictures taken 2 years apart. You never know which dadbodjohn you’re going to get

[Matthew Coller @MatthewColler]

Matt Schaub once threw for 527 yards

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

Jalen Pitre single-handedly making the Guardian cap tough

[Cody Stoots @Cody_Stoots]

Saving all the good Christian Kirk plays for the playoffs was genius.

[Cody Stoots @Cody_Stoots]

TOMMY T! Throw up the S! What a finish.

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

10/10 celly

[John McClain @McClain_on_NFL]

I'M BACK! After getting hacked on Oct. 27, I'm back on X and will be tweeting and retweeting like a fiend. I lost about 6,000 followers. I want to thank those who stuck with me. I really do appreciate it. Also, thank you to everyone who reached out to see if I'm still alive!

[dad bod john @Dad_Bod_John]

@Noles_AJ @kozl93 I took my dad to the game. It was great.

[dad bod john @Dad_Bod_John]

@kozl93 @Noles_AJ 7-5 the new 8-4

[Ball Champion @DanHarenStan]

Took a sip of this and instantly choked. Must be October.

[FrogButt @butt_watermelon]

This is classic "local small lord" physiognomy. She understands he is fated to be baron or mayor over five thousand households (small town factory or car dealership owner).

[RGF @rgfray1]

Mark Sanchez coming home from the bar and seeing a delivery driver

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

@kyleumlang You’re named after their field

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

they’re calling it the longest four-day work week of all time

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

Billy, this is Anthony Richardson. He has all the physical attributes of an absolutely elite quarterback. He can throw the ball a mile and he’s a great runner. His only defect is that he has no idea how to play the position

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

RIP the legend HH

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

told my coworker I had a terrible headache and she replied it's because of the full moon

[chuy @blockchuy]

This beer after work was promised to me 3000 years ago

[Chris @citehchris]

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15
minutes every hour to cook up some parlays