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“@LilCorgi: quote this with a corgi”

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When Rick Ross makes another song about 9/11 it'll all be over.

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"Watching porn is so much more exciting than at home." -What I assume this old guy at the gym is thinking.

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@_Knee thanks dad boners get tired and need months of rest sometimes.

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Haha you know what's funny? Jaden Smith. He's so whacky lol lol

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Would Wolverine's healing factor kill the zombie virus? #TalkingDead

[capitalism liker @HumanPog]

#blessed are those who say rear end or backside instead of butt or ass

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I put a Jordan and a Croc in the same box overnight to see the horrendous Frankenstein's monster result.

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Yung ruffian

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Trap house: child sports emporium.

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"Babe, our relationship is going going GOING!!! gone."

[Annapura Funds LP 🇺🇦🇹🇼🇱🇧 @AnnapurnaFundLP]

Guys, spooky ass picture!!!! NSFW

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"Hey is it DRAFTy in here?" I ask repeatedly, unleashing a torrent of horrible jokes.

[krasmon🏇🔛 @krasmonne]

i hate to get political but this class president is a bozo

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Chicks who only sleep with you for your #twitterfame are called #hashtagchasers

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Biden wanted a shutdown so it would be legal for him to smoke blunts in the whitehouse

[Dan @dankgdl]

Sorry guys. All anime is made by the government. No more anime for you

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I know you guys don't like political stuff, but what's the deal with candy corn???

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Put on another pot of lean, it's gonna be a long night.

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Yeah I love sex. I love when it feels like a... Um... Kooshball