Cpt.Dad_Plays

I’m a dad....and I play video games. And I’m awesome.

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The End.

Literally my favorite car I’ve ever owned. When she ran right she drove like a dream.

#mercedes #mercedesbenz #mercedeseclass #mercedesE420 #w124 #mercedesw124 https://t.co/sJTPVTdy8p

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Bit by bit this lil lady’s getting back to 100%. Just a little bling.
Thanks Ted at @mercedesbenz_gilbert

#mercedesbenz #mercedes #w124 https://t.co/atsknYn2mA

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Sometimes I draw things.

Don’t sue me, I’m broke. https://t.co/eEbjRXwD51

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Aww thanks you silly old German lady https://t.co/7dKXuRWHXw

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GTR or Altima. Hmmm 🤔

#nissan #yallslackin https://t.co/JLEHLpiqW4

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Does it exist? Has someone built this über German Frankenvagen??

#vw #porsche #audi #mercedes

#whatdohastagsevendo https://t.co/biTR1jmYJG

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For all those #jdm fanboys. #nissan #gtr #nissangtr https://t.co/Wvlkgec0Zf

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Obligatory gas station photo

#mercedes #mercedesbenz #w124 #e420 #benz https://t.co/6p76Jc0D4H

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Howdy 🤠 from Audi...of Gilbert #audi https://t.co/87BU7TuMet

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Dirty girl.

#mercedesbenz #w124 #E420 #mercedes https://t.co/hotbaWMIzK

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@cochescuriosos @fletchdale @PHMattB Proper 🧐

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Don’t forget to breathe. https://t.co/hoPxXmsvYM

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@unknwns0ul My momma didn’t raise no pig. Sexist or otherwise.

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I asked Margaret for one of those “Stupid artsy ironic black and white photos you see on Instagram.”

#stupid #artsy #ironic #b&w https://t.co/rTQ0ibvZYZ

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@PFSClassics @mastropotato @newmacdroitwich Agreed

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I just wanna be like, Mafia fat.
Not ‘Murica fat.

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For those who knew and loved Li’l Mac McDurham. He absolutely loved riding his bike. When we were kids and if you couldn’t find him around the house all you had to do was check if his bike was gone. With modern… https://t.co/mnpu0UWZe7

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@TaylorRivera99 You go girl!!

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Gotta maintain yo’self

#mercedesbenz https://t.co/FlavVxbG0h

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Just hear me out.

The Coronavirus didn’t work.
Financial crisis some people worked.
Murder Hornets, didn’t work.
Police kill a black man, that’ll work.