Jake

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

working remote or remotely working, am i right fellas?

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Been buying used printers and shipping them all over the country as a little side business. I pretty much break even but it’s something to do

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

is it just me or this woman green?

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

men who think like this are weak of mind and body.
100 years ago you would not have survived the winter.

[WAAAGHammer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐧 @WAAAGHammerLs]

Very easy answer as a Gen Z man.

You kept calling us evil because of immutable charitaristics, stole our future, denied us our birthright and corrupted our hobbies. All you had to do was be normal and not be crazed idealogues. The vast majority of this accounts interaction age is 19-25, I and all the moderators fall within this age bracket (very early 20s)

So I ask you this in return, how does it feel to look at the monster you created?

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

rogan: ever been to Nick’s Comedy Stop?

joey diaz: yeh man i use ta do so much coke in the green room i shit crack rocks the next day heheh then i smoke them too
*BUUUURRRRPP*

the left desperately needs its own version of this.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

doom scrolling Project 2025 to find the policy where I get pussy finally

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

walked by a woman shitting on the sidewalk on my way to the polls today.

this vote is for her.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

she RFK on my Junior til my brain worms.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

Elon Musk is far more likable if you picture him as a Tommy Wiseau character.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

if he puts on reading glasses before he picks up his banjo…
you’re about to die in the pit

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

male comedian: my dick is small

female comedian: i have never acheived orgasm

me (comedy genius): what if we had two butts one for poop and one for farts?

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

smoking weed can turn any house into a haunted house

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

daily workout routine:
-upper body: jack off
-lower body: jack off squats
-abs/core: suck my own dick

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

I started taking weight loss pills.
I haven’t lost any weight because I eat 500 of them per day.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

today i am 27. haven’t left a big enough impact to join “the club.”
much work to be done!

someone buy me a white lighter.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

it must be tough being the Antichrist. no matter what you do, always getting compared to that goodie-two-shoes, Christ.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

a woman once asked me to call her names during sex.
but as a general rule, i don’t like to talk shit about someone behind their back.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

i am much more concerned about italian immigrants eating our pets - I have a cat named Meatball.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

just found out you need a license to kill a deer with a car.

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

my tweets will not be appreciated in my life time

[Jake @dad_is_angry]

when the people of Babylon began construction on their tower to the heavens, God became angry;
For a tower that size was in direct violation of local ordinance 102.6a: which prohibits the construction of multi-story commercial buildings in a mixed-use residential zoning district