the craplord

experimental filmmaker / educator / craplord

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Remember when views from the avant garde had over 30 programs? Thoughts?

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Like indie rock, experimental cinema was peak during Obama

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Thank you @MoternMedia for zooming into Milwaukee and sharing your infinite wisdom and humor with my freshman film major ! So sorry one of my students texted before the Q&A!

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It’s giving Disney channel original movie

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Working on my standup while gallery sitting

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@TheDunkCentral Excuse me. This is f**cked. Sorry for cursing. I love Milwaukee and he should be so lucky. He’s in the cream city. Plenty of hobbies. He could be a friend of the domes. Take a walk along the lake. Go to the Museum. Go to underscore. It’s my friends gallery! Theres an opening 3/16

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Hey @NewYorker, hire me to take over The Borowitz Report. Here’s a sample from my writing packet:

“Andy Borowitz applies for his old job at New Yorker wearing a fake mustache and top hat”

[New York Post @nypost]

Last laugh: Conde Nast dumps ‘notoriously unfunny’ New Yorker satire columnist Andy Borowitz https://t.co/WJU0dl24Sp

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@elementxcinema I knew it

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@WillSloanEsq @SightSoundmag Yes, these are some of my favorite films to find on basic cable and watch halfway through & with commercials

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@BrianRobMoore Bro be careful - that’s audit talk

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@WillSloanEsq Forrest Gump could resolve this historic strike

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@dan___black A shivy tomlette and a dozen hard boiled greggs

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@carolineavenue Only thing missing: GKR’s signs
Also, what’s the worst sign to have (don’t say Gemini). Whatever that one is, it’s gelbs

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@44getting Need me a parks dept. jersey asap

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The past two years for the @Mets are playing out like a VHS copy of #Titanic.

Tape 1 was the 2022 season: good vibes only and the best ship money could buy!

Tape 2 is the 2023 season: “we’re all gonna die!”

And yet, I’ll never let go

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@carolineavenue A think of beauty!

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@jersimarmblatt “It made dramaturgical sense”

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Currently hosting two Manhattan Jewish men who are both reading Philip Roth. Don’t know whether to be thankful or threatened

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To all my independent filmmakers out there struggling to finance their films and get into festivals and generally feel good about their work, remember: it’s never too late to get an MSW.