Baldy

A Daughter Needs a Dad to be the Standard Against Which Will She Judge All Men

#Gym, #JackReacher, Food, Coffee...in that order...

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@richarlison97 you are a proper lemon lad 😂🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

[Baldy @DADam1988]

Stay classy Keighley 🤦🏻‍♂️ @morrisons

[Baldy @DADam1988]

#MAFS imagine being Ash; treading on egg shells with his every single word. What a fucking nightmare Grace is....and her stuck up mates. No doubt she'll get to 60 and wonder why it never happened, whilst all her fish are dead & she has 19 cats

[Keir Crisp (Crispy) @___KR111]

Wearing a lanyard as she gets anxious in airports but fine to vlog her journey 😂

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@VueHelp absolute rubbish. Did for end game part II, 30 mins in....not 1 person came in through the film when i physically showed them on the camera which 2 were messing about. The staff have zero bottle to remove anyone, or even care for that matter. I won't be returning.

[Baldy @DADam1988]

Another trip to @vuecinemas yesterday spoilt by 2 morons sat on their phones giggling all the way through (28 yrs later, not a comedy). Taking selfies with the camera light on. Yet again (same as a year before) not 1 member of staff came in to check.

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@vuehelp

[Baldy @DADam1988]

Really don't get the concept of going to a cinema to piss about. There's a Whetherspoons next door, go there, its cheaper.

Firestick for me from now on!

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@Morrisons more card coming up as invalid this morning when its perfectly NOT invalid. Shambles.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Another masterclass from Mo Salah tonight.

Chelsea fans will be uploading more videos of Eden Hazard’s best Carabao Cup goals as we speak.

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@ClassDojo what an absolute waste of space app. 5.99 for basic features. And you use the childs data to probably sell on. How you're used by schools is beyond me. Absolute shite.

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@bradfordmdc Why didn't you grit anywhere?? The roads were horrendous...clearly hadn't been touched!!! Pathetic. Scum.

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@Morrisons your keighley store stinks of piss. Seriously, it seems the cleaners are using the same mop or something, it genuinely honks in there now. The shelves are a mess too, sandwichs aren't out in a morning, just poor on all counts....what's going on???

[Tony Carroll @tonycarroll14]

I honestly don’t believe there is anything more annoying than fireworks.

[MrBoywunder @MrBoywunder]

Jürgen Klopp absolutely finished Mike Dean off 🤣

[Gym Guy @A_GymGuy]

“They are fucking celebrating a guy who scored 2 goals saying he’s a kid. He’s gonna be 25 in 7 years, how is he a kid Rio?”

[Baldy @DADam1988]

@BenChilwell @ChelseaFC Scruffy cunt!!

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

❤️

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

I've always wanted to put Jim McDonald from Coronation Street punching people to Motörhead.

Today I did. Enjoy your evening x

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

‘Antony’s the Greatest!’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣