Prateek | The Tornado Dad

Dad to one tiny tornado 🌪️ | Documenting the chaos, love & lessons | Tweets about real dadhood

[Prateek | The Tornado Dad @DadAndTornado]

Week 2 of KG is ending. She’s adapted to the new room, charmed the new teacher, and made three new friends. Nature is healing.. "The networking skills of a 41/2-year-old are terrifyingly impressive."

[Prateek | The Tornado Dad @DadAndTornado]

@Samhitab4u I plan to conquer the world this weekend. Instead, I might spend two days negotiating with my kindergartener and acting as a human jungle gym. "Balance" is just making it to Monday morning in one piece! 🎢🤷‍♂️

[Prateek | The Tornado Dad @DadAndTornado]

Usually, she's an absolute whirlwind. But at the edge of the pool today, my little tornado completely paused and just held onto me for dear life. As much as I love her wild energy, being her safe harbor when the world feels too big is the greatest privilege. 🌪️⚓💙 #Fatherhood

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@SandaliJain25 Explained this to my wife as a "fascinating macro story." She looked at me, looked at the empty shelf, looked back at me. "Just find the Coke, Prateek." The real supply chain crisis is between husbands and grocery lists.

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Sat down to make her finish homework before weekend fun. 3 minutes later, she's the teacher. I'm the student. I got scolded for bad handwriting. Weekend plans: dominated. Heart: full. 🪄

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@bluewmist Tel Maalish at barber shop! :)

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@Mooncastle02 a good relaxing massage!

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@Dhimahi11 My 4-year-old made sure my weekend was fully 'optimized' at 6:30 AM sharp. By 9 AM, I had already lived an entire lifetime. 😂💀

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@Samhitab4u UPI is 'I got you.' NEFT is 'I will circle back on this after lunch and align with stakeholders.

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@jusfuckingchill Own house!

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@GabbbarSingh The kid is focusing on the right skills!

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@Starcommander10 @VedVery5 same here :)

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@Aakashi_123 Being headbutted or kicked by a toddler at 6 AM :)

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@BrianWillott I prefer the Heisenberg Uncertainty Strait: You either know where the cargo ship is, or how fast the economy is tanking, but never both

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@PandeyjiBuilds @GabbbarSingh Wait until you pull a muscle in your thumb during that third swipe. Then the aging really sets in :)

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@Starcommander10 @VedVery5 Best is to learn and make it at home. Most brands sell sugar and colour on the name of Jam. DM for free recipe. @Starcommander10 I have learnt it for the little one :)

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@Mercedes5494 @Mercedes5494 This is the exact reason I learnt how to make fruit jam at home for my kid. Fresh and Pure , no food colour. Most brands are with sugar and food colour. Getting extra cautious after becoming parent :)

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With my kid, Saturday and Sunday are more of a "weakened"

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@simoncholland I bought my daughter a kite once. She played with it for 2 minutes, then grabbed my iPad to watch a YouTube video of other kids playing with kites. We have officially peaked

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@NakuulTribe @NakuulMehta @JANK_EE good one!