Simon

Occasionally funny, often an “idiot” according to my kids. Passionate about swimming, rivers, politics and Yorkshire’s countryside.

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

Hello. Long time no see. Anyone still here?

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@darrengrimes @PureGym They’re fasting. It would be immoral to tempt them to eat cock during this period.

[Hannah @hannahchrstina]

feel like a lot of the internet disagreement over this topic arises due to the average American understanding seasoning exclusively as like, a colourful powder that comes out of a jar. and the more of this you add to your food, the more morally correct you are

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

We have ceded power to the most awful of people. Europe must invest to keep ourselves safe from idiots and isolationists

[WarTranslated @wartranslated]

Elon Musk responded to Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski regarding Starlink:

"Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink."

Meanwhile, the U.S. Secretary of State stated that no one had threatened to disconnect Ukraine from Starlink and advised Sikorski to "say thank you, because without Starlink, Ukraine would have lost the war, and the Russians would be on the border with Poland."

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

To survive in post-apocalypse America you will need 2 dice, a pencil and eraser.

Freeway Fighter by Ian Livingstone. Puffin Books, 1985.

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@laralogan Comrade Putin thanks you for your service

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@EmSilverwood91 Reading the allegations I think being a horrific bully to colleagues needs adding.

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@EmSilverwood91 It’s all such a small surprise

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@RupertLowe10 What five things did you achieve last week?

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@alexrubner The Centre Parks story was quite an eye opener too

[Dom @DomDoodle]

GBNews needs to change its name to RTNews at this point. Tom Tugendhat, ex Security Minister, does well to push back the nonsense from Bev Turner, ex sports presenter..

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@WillKingston Surprise mother fucker! He was always this awful.

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@trussliz @CPAC Absolute LOLs at the number of empty seats

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@trussliz @CPAC You are a ridiculous, impotent grifter. You were prime minister and you either realised that your “concerns” were grossly exaggerated or you were too incompetent to tackle them. I suggest it’s a mix of both but which side do you want to pick?

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@Jennus1234 @drdagly Posted with no source, things that never happened. Now making up stuff to seem edgy.

[Jenny Jones @GreenJennyJones]

Dear @englandcricket Why are you playing the Afghanistan men's team when in their country women are tortured and persecuted by the Taliban?
Where is your morality? Where are your ethics?

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@_RobbieMoore No.3. is explained in the video. A fairer comparison is they’re spending double because £200k of that previously spent on in house services.

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@magicians_magic @cutlerstom No

[Simon @DadAndTwo]

@AtticumFloreat @cutlerstom Corbyn’s 2019 manifesto suggested tightening agricultural relief so “it’s not unforeseeable” as in governments change over a 7 year period and agricultural relief has only been in place since the mid 80s.