Mohammed

Trust me. I'm an engineer.

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

@rezadorrani When you say yes to someone asking “can you talk now” and then they call a few hours later.

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

@ParinazFathi @Payam_Fathi This strategy may work well for you. When I call Pizza Hut, they always address me as “ma’am.��� Win-win.

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

@ParinazFathi @Payam_Fathi Can use my middle name if you like. Closest I’ll get to papers or a PhD.

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Great thread on the early history of AWS.

[Dan Rose @DanRose999]

I was at Amzn in 2000 when the internet bubble popped. Capital markets dried up & we were burning $1B/yr. Our biggest expense was datacenter -> expensive Sun servers. We spent a year ripping out Sun & replacing with HP/Linux, which formed the foundation for AWS. The backstory:

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Can’t get better than Fred’s bio.

[Parinaz Fathi, PhD @ParinazFathi]

Something lighthearted and fun- I developed a mascot for my PhD thesis @BIOENGatIL https://t.co/tDRZC6tISI
Thanks @GradCollegeIL for the opportunity to blog about this, and @ProfDipanjanPan for encouraging me to include Fred in my thesis. @AcademicChatter

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

@matthew_d_green Or when I drop my phone and it goes in landscape mode and scrolls so far away from where I currently was; have to keep scrolling back to my spot when I put it back in portrait

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

@i8aula I know, right? Can’t say how many times I boarded a plane and there was gum in the seat pocket or under the armrest.

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Awesome... congrats!

[Parinaz Fathi, PhD @ParinazFathi]

Grateful to be featured as one of #1millionWomenInSTEM!

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Congrats!

[Million STEM @MillionStem]

THREAD 78/100

Meet Naemeh Pourshafie - a Postdoctoral scientist - she studies neurodegenerative disease, identifies the cause of these diseases with the ultimate goal of developing therapies for affected patients. Impressive!

Ft & thx @naemehPourshafi
https://t.co/wtYnt3gRZj

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Congratulations! #winning

[Parinaz Fathi, PhD @ParinazFathi]

Today I successfully defended my PhD thesis .@BIOENGatIL .@GradCollegeIL! Thanks so much to my advisors .@ProfDipanjanPan and Dr. Mandy Esch, my committee members, collaborators, and everyone else who has been a part of this journey!

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Caption this. #ramadan

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

You know you’re an adult when you’re excited for a good status report #winning

[Parinaz Fathi, PhD @ParinazFathi]

My SEM image is a semi-finalist in the 2020 Graduate Image of Research Competition! People's Choice voting is open- check out the images and vote for your top 3 choices: https://t.co/xxhzQvteKc
.@BIOENGatIL .@uofigrainger .@BeckmanInst .@TiMeUIUC

[Nathan McNulty @NathanMcNulty]

Re: NYC blocking Zoom

I like Matthew a lot, but I don't feel this is a "dumb overreaction."

As a security admin overseeing 40K+ students and participating in communities serving over 1.5M students, I would love to shed some light on the difficulties Zoom has created for us.

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

At this point, I’m watching the SuperBowl for the commercials more than the game.

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

@amenehy Dracarys it all

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

@amenehy The line for burning down the house I think is at a spider

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Do you pour the cereal or milk first?

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Disney should just buy Sony and be done with it #SaveSpiderMan

[Mohammed @Dadash91]

Shower thoughts: chair and choir only have a difference of one letter but sound nothing alike.