Dad at NASH

*disapproving stare*

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

#Nash74 can we please please fandangle a major news outlet into interviewing @TweenAtNASH, @NASH74MachoMan, or @dadatnash about #barfipelago

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

I told you so. #pukegate #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

"Lady Gaga"? That's not a real name. #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

Uh-oh. Now there is dancing. #DisapprovingStare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

Girls are vomiting into the bushes. Must be the 24-hour flu. #MustBe. #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

This is what I call a party: no dancing. #GoodWholesomeFun #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

Cocks?? Microphones?? WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING MY CHILDREN. #VERYDISAPPOINTED #NASH74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

Did you finish your salad? No? #ThenNoDessertForYou #Nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

I'm concerned with how much skin you're showing. Does your father know what you're wearing? #DisapprovingStare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

Taking pictures of my kids all dressed up. #TheyGrowUpSoFast #NowDontDoAnythingRash #DisapprovingStare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

We are going to the gala, and everyone is going to behave. #isthatclear #disapprovingstare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

I think the bowl of contraceptive devices in the lobby is giving people the wrong idea. #dissaprovingstare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

I'm following you all at a safe distance to make sure you get home. #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

@LatentPotSmell Stay away from my son with your illicit substances. #DontMakeMeComeUpThere #NASH74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

I can't believe I'm doing this. This is highly illegal. #jaywalking #NASH74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

Are you having "the wiener sex"? #disapprovingstare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

You know we have seminars tomorrow, right? #disapprovingstare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

Have you been... imbibing tonight? #disapprovingstare #nash74

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

No one leaves this bar before I know we're all safe. #nash74 #NeverTravelAlone

[Dad at NASH @dadatnash]

"If it was you, we'd never leave (this bar)." #nash74