DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid

2 titanium hips. Reconstructed sternum. Widowed & raising 2 kids that are more awesome than I deserve. Came for laughs, stayed because I can't find the Exit.

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

This deadly t-shirt was made in #TeeKO. Get it for your torso: https://t.co/PjkJgBUE7m

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

This deadly t-shirt was made in #TeeKO. Get it for your torso: https://t.co/PjkJgBUE7m

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

This deadly t-shirt was made in #TeeKO. Get it for your torso: https://t.co/PjkJgBUE7m

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

Lyda Krewson, City of St Louis, : Change The Name of St. Louis - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/rKfjhdyeIe via @Change

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

Dafuq?

[DMV 🔌 @DmvMusicPlug]

Watching MD’s @BOSSLUCHIE get chased by a goophead might be the funniest thing of 2018 🤣🤣

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

When you call your daughter Butterface for literally having butter on her face, and then realize you're the first asshole to call her that.

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

So many broken pieces. Shame keeps me from asking for help. Honor keeps me from discarding them. Feel like a failure because I can't manage.

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

I'd like to nominate Littlefinger getting exposed as the new "Blinking White Guy" GIF #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

I entered the @QuickenLoans "Fall into Cash #Sweepstakes" for my chance to win $5,000! Enter now! https://t.co/2MLk5XL6CJ

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

I like to think Bigfoot is our guardian keeping lizardmen underground.

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[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

@TheLarryCollins @eMBeaRGaming Haha

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

I broke Inspirobot.... https://t.co/TEaMABiRti #inspiration #wisdom

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

Look at these inspirational words I generated with @TheInspiroBot https://t.co/3ns6DPxgmX #inspiration #wisdom

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on . . .
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again.

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

'Do what you want!' she cried, lying back. 'I love a man who takes control.'
'OK' he said, and rearranged her DVDs into alphabetical order.

[Brass Engine @brassengine]

#Leather case upgrade for #Materiacardgame on #Kickstarter till Aug 11. Pledge now at https://t.co/R0ujxo3XuS

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

SO flippin excited that I feel like I'm going to laugh, cry and wet myself at the same time! #materiathegame #Kickstarter #BrassEngineGames

[DadBod2020 aka DiscountBlinkerfluid @DadBod2020]

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