50 Nerds of Grey

Erotic tales to turn you off and on again.

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

Btw Happy April Fool Day

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

Can’t believe they’re making a film of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski accident! Who’s going to play the skis?

[Dawn Coxwell ✍🏻 💙 @DawnCoxwell]

Not sure about our new delivery guys 😬

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

Writers are a different breed - to everyone else, Happy Pub Day means something very different…
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[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

The second episode of Challenge Anneka only drew half as many viewers. I wonder how many, like me, got it confused with Treasure Hunt?
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[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

Far more exciting than Jurassic Park…

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

LATEST: Twitter users win as Elon Musk reverses paid ‘For You’ visibility plan.
As you were.

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

Look-In - no better way to get a feeling for eighties pop culture!

[Pooh Happens @Pooh_2022]

“I’m sorry,” said Pooh as Tigger scowled and laid down his spoon. “I’m all out of antelope and buffaloes.”
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[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

With Twitter Blue there’ll be no more photos like this. Tweet of the Year…

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

If Twitter were a pub…

[Secret Care Home Resident @CareHomeSecrets]

Bedtime. For once no screaming, no windows shattering, just the all-night cicada-like rhythm of unanswered buzzer alarms to break the silence.

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

@MarindaOnline Most people don’t read books, far less know publishers. They play football or watch tv, or deep sea dive or simply don’t have the time. Twitter skews our world view dramatically. A girl I was hoping to impress with tales of working with Stephen Fry had never heard of him. 🤷‍♂️

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

Never, ever leave your clothes out after midnight…

[Secret Care Home Resident @CareHomeSecrets]

Breakfast just arrived at eleven. No explanation why. Hot milk in cereals. No juice. Pretty normal.

[Secret Care Home Resident @CareHomeSecrets]

Whatever I think of this home, the carers are having a hell of a day. New resident arrived in ambulance- since then he’s done nothing but yell, bang on furniture and smash windows. Been in and out of ambulances all afternoon but his wife said‘I’m not bloody having him back!’

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

If you rave about Cadbury’s Easter eggs, you’ve clearly never had one of these…
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[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

No one humblebrags like Ricky!

[Pooh Happens @Pooh_2022]

“Don’t forget to put all your clocks forward tonight,” said Piglet.
“How much?” asked Pooh.
“About five inches, I think,” said Piglet, confidently.
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[Secret Care Home Resident @CareHomeSecrets]

I asked for an extra blanket because I was cold the other night (heating still not fixed). I haven’t dared ask for a new bed or something to chew or I’ll probably get a basket and a rubber bone.
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