Bluey's dad

Portland guy. Lapsed journalist. Blazers fan. Pop culture nerd. Sneaker aficionado.

[Bluey's dad @dadbod503]

Shorten the NBA season by taking the first round back to a best of 5. Fewer games, but more exciting action. More chances to put the best teams to the tests and for upstarts to upset. WHO’S WITH ME!?!?!

[Bluey's dad @dadbod503]

@KFUCKINGP @JustineBateman Yeah but why the image all pixelated and sh*t? Needs to be using TIFF files!!!

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@MelDubs Thanks! I did try my Jason Markk suede eraser/brush but it didn’t seem to do much. I’ll check the vid.

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Help me Sneaker Twitter! Wore my Concepts 998s for the first time with jeans I forgot I hadn’t washed yet and dye transferred. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Any tips on how or if it’s even possible to clean off? 🙏🏻🤞🏼#sneakers #sneakerhead #shoes

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@MelDubs I know of it but don’t have one. Do you think it will work on that kind of suede material? Using something wet worries me most.

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@PinwheelEmpire Whoever it was, I taught this to my kids and they still do it.

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Hi @LilTunechi have you ever thought about making a “Lil Wayne rap lyric a day” desk calendar? I feel like this would do numbers at Christmastime. If anyone has 365 god-tier lines, it’s you.

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@GawdofFrames DONT BLAME ME I VOTED FOR NINA

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What a weird, fun year for sneakers! Praises to the sock man @sockjig for the bracketology! 💪🏼

https://t.co/q8H9GsGJpi

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@sockjig @GawdofFrames Cam Cowboy Curtis chic

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@sockjig Hey, I’ll add this feature to your existing Nike clothes for only $20 a shirt!

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@MattZeitlin Hot DAMN old school Hotline reference!!!!!

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@oceana_roll

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@GawdofFrames Yeah, Elmo trash.

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@GawdofFrames Also lolz at some hype dad dude dropping $75 on that Tickle Me Elmo for their 4-year-old and giving them a TED Talk when they open it on Xmas morning so they really APPRECIATE the significance.

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@GawdofFrames My favorite fizzy water flavor is “unflavored,” so I assume I’m on a terror watch list already. 💀

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@ripcitystacks (Suddenly googling “how to disable an elevator while you’re in it without getting caught” for no reason at all….)

Seriously, tho, that sounds horrible — an hour?!?! How many were in there? Everyone ok?

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@GawdofFrames Meanwhile, me trying to hit …

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@JDWhite112 @karidaniels How much are price increases affecting your decisions? I feel “price point fatigue” and have been waiting on some pairs. Only grabbed the BC3 at $220 because it’s my all-time fav shoe.