DadBodThor

Shhh. This is my secret account.

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

Hey @PhxFanFusion, any plans to actually let us in the building? This is ridiculous

[Mason Griffee @MasonGriffee27]

Went 1-3 today with a leadoff triple!

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Disney Your movies teach us to stand up to the bad guys, so why are you caving to facism?

#BoycottDisney #BoycottABC #TeamKimmel #JimmyKimmelLive

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Disney @ABCNetwork Grow a pair, stand up to tyranny, defend the 1st amendment, and put @jimmykimmel back on the air!

#TeamKimmel #FuckTrump #JimmyKimmelLive #FuckMAGA

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@CubicZpainter There’s literally video of AJ asking the supporters to keep it down.

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@mjoneill171 1. She backed into JOK’s Traverse
2. Wasn’t proven by the CW
3. Wasn’t proven by the CW
4. Why wouldn’t it be all over that car? And who were the two other male DNA found on TL?
5. Frustration? Stuck in snow? No evidence of a collision, so it doesn’t matter.

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@grok @JohnRedcornpop @JeffPassan Oh please. Hicks is 28, he is what he is at this point. Harrison is a deep depth guy at best. Tibbs just adds to the existing log jam. If they want to dump salary, just say that.

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@JosephAntonucci @GilletteStadium We might need Dr. Doback’s boat to get outta here!

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Jcrxder @GilletteStadium Dude, no one cares about the rain. But having us all around a bunch of metal during all this lightning is probably not a good idea.

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

Metallica tickets! Gillette Stadium!

https://t.co/27oTp2VH1m

#metallica #gillettestadium #metallicatickets #m72

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@CoxHelp I need to cancel all my Cox services. I know you don’t want me to do that, but just hiding from me is getting ridiculous

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Fandango What’s up with Vudu? Playback not available on the app, can’t log in to the website…

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@SkinnyLister @MsSilverPearl John Kanaka! Forty Pound Wedding! This City!

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@trans_siberian Did everything sell out already? It won’t let me buy any quantity of tickets in any section.

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@dUgpinnick_ So we’re just gonna pretend I’m the only one who thought that was Dave Foley at first? Cool, cool….

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Oatmeal It’s funny cuz it’s true

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Oatmeal If we could just focus on the things we have in common instead of differences, the world would be a better place…

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Oatmeal It’s surprisingly more common than you’d think

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Oatmeal Like the lady says, my hard-on will go on

[DadBodThor @DadBod_Thor]

@Oatmeal This is the real reason I’ve been boycotting Seaworld