Taylor Martinez

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed”

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Honestly, I’d not mind if Pulisic announced that he retired from international soccer and left the USMNT 🇺🇸 alone.

It would be better for the team and himself.
He’d also get to rest a lot more, that’s a bonus.

[Typo @TheRealTypo]

Get up goyim. Get to work. We got a jewish blackmail ring to pay for.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“So all you did was watch football today?”

“Yes Dave”

“And you’re gonna do the same thing tomorrow?”

“That’s correct Dave”

[Super Coochie Scouter @TheCoochScouter]

Taking off work for your birthday.

[Taylor Martinez @dadbodtaylor]

@DrNeilStone @IfindRetards

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Never forget what Gavin Newsom did to American citizens

[Taylor Martinez @dadbodtaylor]

Bro what

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tucker: How many people live in Iran?

Cruz: I don’t know the population

Tucker: You don’t know the population of the country you seek to topple?

Cruz: How many people live in Iran?

Tucker: 92 million. How could you not know that?

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

If you ever wonder why the current USMNT 🇺🇸 generation is so soft… it’s the parents.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

“This is what it means to represent your country.”

Landon Donovan goes OFF on USMNT players sitting out from international duty.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

What Elon Musk is doing is genuinely heroic.

He will win no friends in politics and will be ostracised by the current administration. But he is totally right.

We (the entire Western world) simply cannot go on pretending our way of life is sustainable.

Historically, countries build up surpluses in peace time and then go into debt to fight wars. We are going into more and more debt during peace time.

Clever economists will tell you this is sustainable. It is not. And someone has to do something about it.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

I wanna live in an America where the guy uncovering the waste and fraud STAYS and the politicians profiting from it GO.

[Taylor Martinez @dadbodtaylor]

@CatchUpFeed @IfindRetards

[BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad @BowTiedDaddy]

If a $5,000 iPhone means that every 10 yr old doesn’t have one, count me in.

If a $5,000 iPhone means people can pull away from a green light in a timely manner, count me in.

If a $5,000 iPhone means that I don’t have to scan a QR code every 15 minutes, count me in.

If a $5,000 iPhone means my son will be able to go on a date and get to look his date in the eye, count me in.

If a $5,000 iPhone means my battery doesn’t crap out every time a new model drops, count me in.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

“I can’t believe they used to electroshock gay men.”

*sterilizes a tomboy*

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Neocons will send you and your children to die in the Middle East, but they don't have the stomach for a trade war.

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

I witnessed entire American towns economically destroyed over decades because they couldn't compete with child labor and dollar wages.

My empathy meter is negative.

[Troptoberfest @troptoberfest]

Torpedo bats? Back in my day, players did anabolic steroids, like men.