Timon

harsh truths. No vanilla takes.

[Timon @DadDedu]

Into the Wild isn’t a beautiful movie about spiritual freedom.

It’s a 2-hour Darwin Award documentary about an arrogant dumbass who starved in a rusted bus to spite his dad.

If your parents are toxic, here’s how not to die like a clown in Alaska 🧵👇

[Timon @DadDedu]

@DanBilzerian Mewing won’t fix your terrible personality.

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@IfindRetards Collecting identity labels like Pokémon cards.

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@sevilmedmkii Rejection stings once. Regret haunts forever.

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@PreppyPaula Canceling plans, then crying about loneliness.

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@heloxkz Avoidant attachment style speedrun world record.

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@CINEMA505 Trauma with witty narration replaced punchlines

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@poptime Female solidarity expires when beauty arrives

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@BuzzCrave_ Robert Downey Jr. clocked out early

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@PopTingz Hollywood fetishizing blonde trauma once again.

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@DiscussingFilm Exhuming a corpse they already murdered.

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@kiana_weisz Healing twenty years of franchise grief.

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@GhostFreeOr1056 Requiem for a Dream but for Balenciaga

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@JamieBonkiewicz Power rewards sociopathy over empathy.

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@jerrodsolange One mild critique summons thirty death-threats

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@kuraage2 Participation trophies for having a pulse.

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@AneleNzama1 The scheduled monthly shower floor cry.

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@Ivy2jkuv Turning your situationship into an employee.

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@simplytumeigh A fragile twenty minute window before disaster.

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@EKabanda Healing your inner child cost your shoes.

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@ilovelying333 Treating a man like an IKEA project.