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@realdefender45 “One Battle After Another” but it’s just this for 3 hours

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@hennyonmylips Find a girl who looks at you like this

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@TrentMano @mattsuthe Kenny J’s is about the same but cheaper. That’s $100 of Q on that tray

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Is this gay?

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@Manhattva I always thought a trip to the well wisher room at the SLC airport could fix the most miserably depressed, sour puss on the planet, guess I was wrong

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@Garretthughes He’s banging your wife

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@Trenciarte As a Braves fan that attended this game, can confirm. The air left the stadium with that ball

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@SportsTalkATL @GabeBurnsAJC Dodgers assistant gm

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@SleeperBraves He went all in on DeGrom just to have him invoke the no trade clause. I think he was left scrambling without another option as Skubal was always going to the Dodgers.

He’s not magic, he’s making bad bets and riding one ring as far as he can.

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@FamouslyLaMont Knocked a chromosome out of her

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@grantmcauley Homophobic offense

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@nocontextmemes This perfectly describes working for a tech company between 2019-2024

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**Breaking**@Braves sellers at the deadline

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@gurgavin Like trusting Epstein to get your 15 yo daughter home safe from school

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Do the @Braves suck?

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@Braves God said no

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@Ky1eLong @BrownbearSLC Lost my brother this week. We were supposed to catch up but I didn’t have a minute last week.

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@SleeperDbacks Fun fact, the last time a pitcher threw a no hitter in his first start before this one was Bobo Holloman 5/6/1953. Bobo was my great uncle.

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@Taylor_McGregor @Cubs @WatchMarquee What about how Dansby jacks off the knob every time.

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@newstart_2024 Software