sᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴄʜs

ᴍᴇᴍᴇ-ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ. ᴀsᴘɪʀɪɴɢ "ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ". ᴘᴏsᴛ-ʀᴇᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪᴄ. ᴀʟᴛ-ᴛʀᴀsʜ ᴀʏᴀʜᴜᴀsᴄᴀ ᴠᴇɢᴀɴ. ɪ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʙɪᴛᴄᴏɪɴ.

[sᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴄʜs @daddies_alright]

Adulthood has taught me that I don’t need fun to have alcohol.

[sᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴄʜs @daddies_alright]

Hot girl summer is back y’all,
But this time it’s hot sick girl summer.

[Natalie|Ugc Creator @natondeckugc]

Unpopular opinion:
Money actually buys happiness idc

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

omg my girlfriend just WRECKED me 😅😅

[sᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴄʜs @daddies_alright]

I noticed Mike Meyers did a Tim Curry impression in Spy Who Shagged Me, but the reference is not documented on IMDb... Im deeply distressed about this.

[Caitlin @caithuls]

If you are feeling bad, try feeling good! Hope this helps ☺️✨

[stupid passing @dinoskel]

Gay. People. Gay! People! GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam 🇭🇹 @hoodcuIture]

I’m glad we get to see things like the Britney Spears documentary and the Harry and Meghan interview happening. It’s time that we widely acknowledge that these institutions use the media to rip women apart for entertainment

[sᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴄʜs @daddies_alright]

@EwdatsGROSS I did the same congrats

[Victoria Tidwell @ToriTidwell]

PTSD from terrible bosses is totally a thing.

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts

[🪫 @vanthefirst]

What is procrastination, if not relaxation persevering?

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Shoplifting is legal during women's history month

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

i like that twitter uses a quill for the tweet creation button, evoking the imagery of great shakespearean works which immeasurably shaped the written word with their beauty. i click on that button and write ‘dick on sad mode’

[prance @bocxtop]

the generation that benefitted from the most generous social programs in american history is trying to tell u that you don't need help from the govt

[𝕸𝖎𝖒𝖎 🕸️🕷️ @badghoulmimi]

due to personal reasons I’ve decided to overdress everywhere I go after lockdown

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If I was a real estate agent I would just say “and this space would make a fantastic dojo” in every room of the house

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

it’s always “free britney” and never “abolish psychiatric conservatorships”