Madison

definitely relatable

[Madison @daddison_21]

The patriarchy is dumb becuase I find myself uncomfortable saying ‘action’ or ‘cut’ even when I’m THE DIRECTOR

[Madison @daddison_21]

Accidentally got salad tomatoes instead of snacking tomatoes and it’s ruining my week.

[Madison @daddison_21]

@parksand_rach Yeah I’m not convinced I didn’t give birth to Luna

[Madison @daddison_21]

I am no longer a “childless” cat lady but the love I have for my cat is comparable to the love I have for my human child

[Madison @daddison_21]

I know it's goofy but I'm so tickled that they added vitiligo to the Sims 4, my Madisim will look that much more like me 🥰

[Madison @daddison_21]

A light went out in the bathroom and I'm delaying replacing it as long as I can because the dimly lit shower is an under appreciated human experience

[Madison @daddison_21]

The hardest part about working in New Mexico is always having Santa Fe from Newsies stuck in my head.

[Madison @daddison_21]

Sitting at my kitchen table on a foggy Sunday morning while I drink Chai and make cookies???? I'm gonna make a STEW later????? Get out of here!

[Madison @daddison_21]

I know it sounds like a joke but I genuinely didn't know who Travis Kelce was before yesterday. Why was no one talking about him before???

[Madison @daddison_21]

I wonder what’s happening in the girls chat? I bet they’re talking about boys or Taylor Swift or cats….

The girls chat:

[Madison @daddison_21]

I just watched my dad eat his Jell-O shot with a spoon

[Madison @daddison_21]

I just asked my dad if he wanted to see Oppenheimer with me tomorrow and he said “Hell yeah!” 🥹

[Madison @daddison_21]

I just overheard a girl say “You know, lobster rolls. Like a hotdog, but lobster.” at the pool and it’s finally summer 🌞

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

My buddy is casting four roles in an indie film, the first week of submissions by age of role looks like this:

18-30: 3700 submissions
30-40: 1200 submissions
40-50: 172 submissions
60-80: 16 submissions

So, uh, if this is what you REALLY wanna do, maybe don’t quit just yet.

[Madison @daddison_21]

ACTORS! Not every role needs you to be pretty so let this be your permission to take a gross looking headshot! Think no makeup, scruffy beards, goofy smiles or snarls, and OF COURSE authentic to you.

[Madison @daddison_21]

Does your family have a safe word to avoid arguments or are you normal?

[Madison @daddison_21]

I ran into an acquaintance at target like it was gossip girl

[Madison @daddison_21]

My other favorite part about BeReal is when people clearly delay posting until they’re doing something cool (including me)

[Madison @daddison_21]

I think my favorite part about BeReal is people posting their full work screens (including me)

[Madison @daddison_21]

No offense but how do they expect me to root against the team with a lavender goalie??

[Madison @daddison_21]

What's the best way to ask your boss for her spotify wrapped?